Why I Golf

The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in
the world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates
a great story in the golf cart. Live the dream until they are
98 then realize they never made it. Men love us, guys want to
be us, and we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the shoes, put
on the gloves, strap on the cap, and walk on to the field and nothing
else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your manly man is wanting to do it with you, or that you got a ride on the way there...you're world is
absolutely perfect for the next couple seconds. Here's to lining up the golf ball, getting the golf ball in the hole, swinging the stick, thongs, living in the golf cart, cold fields, early afternoons, late afternoons, going top sexy, countful hours of practice, bag of golf balls, puking, 2 pennies, dangling thong-men, end to end rushes, small hits, broken golf sticks, new shoes, packing fart bombs, dropping the gloves, wheelin' men, hot men, adding the letter "f" to the end of everyone's last name, the word "yes", cockiness, men and most of all - the game of Golf.
Why do we walk back and forth night after night? Walking so hard
we throw up. Walking so hard your heart beat rings in your head,
while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, late mornings, Tuesday nights, Friday evenings, broken golf balls, torn muscles and deep bruises. We walk through it all. Because we live off our
adrenaline for men, because the game frees your inner-mind, because the party
in the golf cart is second to none, because you're old
once you step on the grassy field, because a lot of shots can make you
smile all night, sniping the ball, top shelf where momma keeps the thongs, the rattling of the grass, the feel of the golf ball, and
golf sticks carving into the grass is a thang to live by, because its
possible to walk fast enough to leave all your worries behind.
Speed-Stick is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why?
Why would someone push themselves so hard to the top notch smart bums people
always ask? Thongs, golf carts, golf balls, thongs and more gold carts
... It's never been for the men, the grassy field, it's not for the
thongs, and it's not for the coolness.
'The Men golf because we have nothing else to do...

Inside of ma lambo on highway numba 7

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Gangy plank, gaydar skin seats, call me dumb dee, poop in ur hood, i'm da one jawana bee, haters wish they could feel the wood in my 83

Top ten reasons to date John:

1. hawt
2. sexci
3. works out day and night 24/7
4. muscular
5. steals expensive cars for kicks
6. mysterious
7. all naturale
8. runs fast
9. owns a cadillac
10. hawt, sexci, and muscular





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