LEROOOY JENKIINSS!

if you like someone, does her name start with a B, K, H, N, R, J, C, S?
nope,

Is there anyone you really want to see right now?
it would be pretty tight to see her.

What are you doing tomorrow?
having a jib sesh with dustin

Do you miss anyone?
technically ethnically technically eventually ethnically, yes i do actually !

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you feel comfortable talking to?
umm.... yess i believe so.

What time is it?
the current time is 10:13 Past-Meridian

What are you wearing?
A MANKINI !

Do you regret something you did the day before yesterday?
nope, not aloud

Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
a loonie..

Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?
if there not about my man parts, then yes

Do/did you do good in school?
im dece

Have you made any mistakes recently?
if burning paper towel on the stove thing and burning my counter, THEN YES!

Is someone on your mind right now?
she is,,

Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
i wouldnt put it as spoiled, more like, eventually technically get your shit soon enough

Where were you at 2:02 am this morning?
sleeping in my bed.

Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
i have no clue.

Did you go to sleep last night smiling?
smiling at my kitty

Anyone told you a secret this week?
it wasnt really a secret, more like dont tell anyone or i will kick you in the toe

Do you have a good relationship with your father?
with his TRUCK ! no actually, i love him !

When was the last time you bought something?
today,

Are you mad at anyone?
yess,

In the next 3 months, what things are you looking forward to?
biking and skating.

What is the colour of the thing you are sitting on right now?
black, its my spinny chair

Are you high?
im stoned out of my bush, ( or hers ) =)

Do you shop for clothes?
not aloud, mankinis onaly.

Where do you think your best friend is right now?
wackin off in my too shed

Are you listening to music right now?
yuup,

Who else is in the room with you?
my kitty.

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
driving into the mcdonalds kitchen to get food to go.

Have you ever been on a blind date?
nope.

Are looks important?
they cant have a fatt right ear.

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
umm... my mother ?

Who do you hate?
not gonna say. dogg

Who is your closest friends?
Dustin Sowinski and Navoo Babrah !

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
fuck nahh. too old

How are you?
im tired,

What smells better - Gasoline or Permanent markers?
i drink gasoline...

Have you ever ridden in a shopping cart after the age of 3?
i did in like, kindergarten, but in the big part of it, where erthing goes.

What's the best prank call you've ever made?
i havent made a prank phone call for a while, so i cant remember

Do you eat whip cream straight out of the can?
if its not old then yes,

Is Michael Jackson really the freak he's said to be?
he'll get murdered on jail when the shank is inserted and he faced is twisted like twister and twizzler

Have you ever stolen candy from a child?
from superstore..

Is God real?
prolly, BUT WHO KNOWS!
other then god..

Taco Bell or Olive Garden?
Olive Garden.

Are you afraid of pitbulls?
nott.

On a tortilla chip, do you like salsa or cheese?
salsa cheese =D

Is plaid totally awesome?
its totally penis like

Chalkboard or Dry Erase Board?
dry erase.

Are blondes REALLY that stupid?
probably !

Roses or Daisies?
prolly have to say daisies, it sounds sweet

Middle school or high school?
high school fo shizzle nizzle

Have you ever fallen asleep on a trampoline?
umm... i dont think so.

Are you afraid of the dark?
if theres not kitty with me

When was the last time you cried, why?
i really have no clue.

Getting your blood drawn or getting a shot?
getting a shot, it would be gnarly.

Is the Wendy's girl cute?
well, my tuc looks like her head.

Would the world be any different if there was no president?
YES ! i would shoot the wendys chick for taking my tuc style.

Are you amused by cash registers?
the one at nitehawk !!

im sorry.
i didnt want for this to happen.
could we just drop this,
its not going good for both of us,

Well, some crazy taxi driver went on a mission. He set the bomb in the wrong place. I had to go and disarm that moterfuker and put that beitch in the destination spot, which was across the street. I meessed up and cut the bright pink wire instead of the normal color one, and it blew up. So I turned into pancake vegatable with maple syrup that smelled stronger then Brayton some days, then i got kicked out of the business. Which was bad for me because I got kidnapped from the mexican cartel of death, and had to ride camels that were fuked up because they had 3 an a half humps. And then i got dropped back off here from my long journey which only lasted 2 minutes, an so i am sitting on my chair that tuuuuuuuuuuuuuurnns, writing in my virtual diary that mostly everyone will . . .



and thats how my weekend went!

Man, Nitehawk and there Retarded Ski Patrol need to upgrade there system..

3 ski-doos
4 ski Patrols,

Could not find me and Darby in the Bushes,

With A Really Bright Green Jacket, and Bright Red Snowpants...

an we still got away...

shit...

Omjg it wokrs...thts scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not kidding

HOLY FUCK, it actually works.
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whoahh.
my phone really did ring.
that is amazing
kelsi
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this actually worked....KRIS
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Mine did it tooo!!!!! - Bryan WOW EEEE!!!2@@@
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My phone did to!! =l
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My phone rang while I was reading this
and my phone rang too
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mY cell phone RANG!!!!! ahHHHHHH
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I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out
Collin
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my friend joey called me right after i read the last lines in this wierd bulletin....man...creepy....

~jr
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This works so try it yourself
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My phone rang... thats creepy!
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The second i finished it my phone rang
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okay my phone didnt ring but some1 who i havent
talked to in a while contacted me. it really does work,
just believe(yes i kno, corny)
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My phone didn't ring but I got a text message as soon as I was done reading...really odd!!
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my cell fone rang it was my friend erik thats weird
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wow. my cell phone rang. wierd.
amanda
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this is sooooo weird!!!!
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this is pretty weird!!!
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this really works!
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dis junk is crazi i was readin dis n ma bro jus finish callin me no lies...

::misz precious::
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I think I peed my self that was some crazy stuff



yo it worked
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this really works man my sister called as i finashed reading it.
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That was weird !!Steve B.
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This really works! I sware to god Morgan just called me as soon as i finished! NOT LYING!
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one of my friends called while i was reading this!!! how crazy is that! it works, no lie
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it does work my sister called right when i was finishing reading it/// it is so freaky!...sarah.h

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omg...my fone seriously just rang! my friend was calling me!!!
FREAKY!!!
~caycee

this is scary

lets see if it works....



















I am taking the bait -
what do I have to lose right?



























Hope it works!



























Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.



























Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your
wish.
























No attachment on this one.



























Stories



























I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!!









I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!!!















My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.



What a great email it was!!



























Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).



























However, if you don't send this to
people in 5 minutes, you will have bad
luck for years!!



Go for it!!!















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STOP!!!



Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.



Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!



If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.



This is scary!



The phone will ring right after you repost as "Cell Phone Trick"