If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
I Want You B l e e d e r s
One By One, We Bite The Dust We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up We All Fall Down
Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place Eternity In A Wooden Case We All Fall Down
Hokay. Gunna tell ya a bittle about meself right meow. Ready? Good!-
Love has always been and will always be a big part of my life. Romantic love, love for friends and family, love for activities, love for interests... I love my friends so damn much. If it wasn't for them, I'd be some fucking shut in pasty white kid.. Wait never mind..... if I didn't have my friendies I'd be way more pathetic than I am already.
I HATE when people take themselves too seriously. It's like, REALLY NOW? That is...... WHEEW that is NOT interesting. Seriously(herpes) just have a good time and be silly. Fack.
I MAY be totally lame at times, but I'm well renowned for being fucking grand. I like to be loud and that's my downfall, next to my glass heart. Some people say I'm amazing, others think I should die in a gutter. Frankly I believe the second group. I'm pretty much a terrible person. Why anybody ever wastes their time on me is a big black wonder.
I'm a big huge nerd. Video games and kid's shows FTW! Shh I also have glasses. ;D
I love late night adventures. They keep me on my toes. Sometimes a gal needs to brush up on her ninja skills ya know?.. Music, duh everyone loves music. Cooking, cleaning, sewing, baby sitting.. I love it all. I could be a PRO stay at home mom.
I'm super self conscious but I love to be naked.. Weird combo eh? Skinny dipping has got to be my favourite pass time. Nearly tied with that is taking pictures, drawing/painting. Then writing. Yet again, nerd. I'm the queen in English Class.
I have two kitties. Their names are Mia and Pumpkin. Mia's a fucktard. I have 3.5 siblings named David, Robert, Alanna, and Logan. I have a Mommy and a Daddy, but my Daddy doesn't live with us. :'[
I love every living creature except mosquitoes. They're fuck bags.
I swear a lot, just because I think it sounds funny. In typical conversation I use synonyms such as 'golly' and 'flim', but when I feel like being crazy I 'cunt' things up!
I hate pedophiles, mosquitoes, sunburns, being itchy, eating too much, being bored, being sick, pms, cold weather, hot weather, macaroni with ketchup on it, freezer burnt meats, pollution/green house gasses/man made emissions, and annoying people(Even though I probably fit into this category).
FAN GIRL TIME.
I fucking love Alexx. Dammit.. He's cute and lovey and shit like that. I drool sometimes when I think aboot him. ;] (Clean up on isle Sarah)
This wonderful lad and I share just about every interest and most of our style. He's like me but a boy with blue eyes. He likes me for my green.
I love sleeping next to him every night that I'm able... Which is every night that I'm not galabanting in my homeland of shitzville, Magrath. So 29 out of 30 nights a month
I love it when he holds me, kisses me, touches me.... Loves me. I love that he loves me.
I'll admit, we don't have the most PERFECT goddamn Hollywood shit, and yeah, we fight a lot, but trading it for anything in the world would just be a waste because HAH, cliche lovey saying; he is my everything. NO JOKES. I love Alexx.
He's a little asshole, and always has been. Believe me, I've watched the baby videos... 15 rechargeable stuff.
I really don't understand why he thinks he's so inferior... He's beautiful.
In my beady little eyes, I see black hair, blue eyes, and a dimpled smile that makes me giggle like a homo every time it's hangin' around.
In my eyes, he's a fucking BABE, and I wish he would realize this... I know every other bitch that sees him sure does. >=|
(Ps. He's my boyfriend. I should have mentioned that sooner.)
Creep him, but no creeping on him, you sluts.
[Nymphetamine]
I'm tired of ranting. There you go. Want to know anything else.. ask dammit.
Hacked By The Truly Beautiful Tiffany!!! Sarah you are so superawesomeit's not even okay. I think you are one of teh Two Kuulest Kidz On Sum Blocz!!!
I LOVE being your friend and spending time with you, because and kindandcaring. Anyone whos your friend is lucky they have you because it's ganna be hard to find someone as amazing as you.
I'm SO happy we are buds and I can talk to you about anything.
Stay amazing, look on teh bright side and remember, honestly? You are beautifully amazing! Love....T I F F A N Y!!!!