Everything I talk about is either sex, video games or zombies.

NERDY NEEDLEPOINT

INTERESTS

Reading Material:	Comic books, Fiction, Fantasy, Graphic novels, Humor, Mysteries, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction, Sci-fi
Movies:	Action, Animated, Classic, Comedy, Documentaries, Drama, Foreign, Historical dramas, Horror, Independent, Psychological Thrillers, Science Fiction, Silent
Art:	Cross-stitching, DJing, Doodling, Drawing, Knitting, Painting, Photography, Sewing
Video Games:	First person shooter, Fighting, Puzzles, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Strategy
Activities:	Drinking, Listening to music, Reading, Raving, Flailing, Dancing

BASICS

Birthday:	July 09, 1987
Sexual Orientation:	Homosexual
Living Situation:	Living with roommate(s)
Location:	Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Join Date:	07:34pm \| Nov 13, '05

ABOUT A GIRL

I watch a lot of movies, play a lot of video games and smoke a lot of cock.

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The zombpocalypse is coming.
Don't fool yourself.

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd;

Originally posted by: Gamequoter

Serpenti Nerdlingis

This Serpent variety attracts mates and prey by appearing to hold the same interests as its
quarry, and indeed it does. However, once the fangs of a Nerdlingis are sunk into its hapless
victim, they NEVER. LET. GO. Nerdlingis is the most difficult Serpenti species to remove once
it has latched on, requiring high emotional upkeep and regular bathing. The hygiene of a
Nerdlingis is less than adaquate in most cases. Some specimens of Martini or Trophicus can
dress in the plumage of a Nerdlingis, but the Nerdlingis is the only one with the trademark
musk of Doritos dust and sweat.

Make me one so I can add it to the hall of fame:

Originally posted by: ExpensiveSyrup
Like crazy bees buzzing around my brain,
Tabitha and pancakes swarm my thoughts.
It's midnight and I'm making pancakes again
trying to think only about the fluffy golden delight
and failing
again and again.
The pan is hot
so is her skin.
The syrup is delicious
so are her lips.
Every day I walk to work I see it
the bed and breakfast where we met.
Humble, handsome, highlighted by hyacinth
it rests among the trees.
We spent summer weekends there
dreaming
dazed by each other's presence.
Those days are long gone.
Her pan is cold
our batter is dry
every last drip of my syrup love has been drained.
Now all that is left is the lingering scent of a breakfast I once had
a woman I once loved
a pancake, I once fried with perfection.

GAME OVER

Save?

Originally posted by: -Zelda-
I wonder if you'd like the Jill Valentine raped by zombies scenario...?

Like, she gets all backed into a corner, and runs out of ammo..
but there are too many of them, and she can't fight them off..
Then they're all grabbing her and pulling her into the middle of them..

All the grabbing..and ripping of clothes..
And they discover her naked body has uses.
And of course, zombies only have base level brain functions..kill, eat, fuck..

Originally posted by: Altus:Vita
Tab I love you.

Originally posted by: M4tty
Oh my god tab...

Originally posted by: coronaas
i just got hard

The End?

Sucker love is heaven sent. You pucker up, our passions spent.

I know how to blow things

This is the worst day of my life.

Girlfriend in a Coma

Tabmona Flowers

It's not easy being green, but I am.

HAY GURL HAY*~

Required reading

Sorry

Me and all my friends

If peein' your pants is cool, then consider *me* Miles Davis.

I don't always wear this shirt, but when I do I eat pancakes.

ZOMBIES ATE HER BRAIN!!!