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el peruano

EL PERUANO!!!

El Peruano no come: papea
El Peruano no se va: se quita
El Peruano no protesta: pitea
El Peruano no toma: chupa
El Peruano no fracasa: la caga
El Peruano no besa: chapa
El Peruano no trabaja: chambea
El Peruano no es activo: es pilas
El Peruano no convence: florea
El Peruano no es curioso: es sapo
El Peruano no es tonto: es corcho
El Peruano no se molesta: se asa
El Peruano no se resiente: se pica
El Peruano no se lanza: se avienta
El Peruano no se divierte: se vacila
El Peruano no molesta: jode
El Peruano no es tonto: es un huevon
El Peruano no va a fiestas: va a tonos
El Peruano no va rapido: va embalado
El Peruano no saluda: dice ola won
El Peruano no tiene novia: tiene un cuerito
El Peruano no pide un pristamo: pica
El Peruano no es burlon: es cachaciento
El Peruano no se cae: se saca el ancho
El Peruano no choca: se saca la mierda
El Peruano no se desviste: se calatea
El Peruano no es listo: es mosca
El Peruano no se duerme: se queda jato
El Peruano no le va dificil: le va tranca
El Peruano no tiene amantes: tiene calentaos
El Peruano no ha consumido droga: esta duro
El Peruano no besa apasionadamente: chapa rico
El Peruano no te golpea: te revienta
El Peruano no es un tipo detestable: es una rata
El Peruano no esta muy mal: esta hasta las huevas
El Peruano no pide que lo lleven: pide una jaladita
El Peruano no sale corriendo: sale hecho un pedo
El Peruano no sale con una chica: tiene un plancito
El Peruano no se emborracha: se mete una bomba
El Peruano no hace algo muy bien: hace lo maximo
El Peruano no rie hasta mas no poder: se caga de risa
El Peruano no tiene relaciones sexuales:se mete un polvo o polacos
El Peruano no tiene amigos: tiene patas, chocheras
El Peruano no pide que lo acompanen: pide que le hagan la taba
El Peruano no te alaba interesadamente: es un franelero
El Peruano no se enamora perdidamente: se tiembla hasta las patas
El Peruano no es cualquier cosa: es PERUANO.
Envienlo para que sepan que asi somos los Peruanos ... LO MAXIMO!!
 

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wats not up front

ok here we go... my name is patricia nd if u know me then u know my last name. i'm currently attending Little Flower Academy in westside 604. i'm a perucha born in lima, peru. i love my country but had to leave nd came here at 6 years oldd. i have a big bro, albertini, nd a HUGE family [wat latin person doesn't?] i love to dance to anything dat has a latin beat n pass my time kicking da ball around [i]
.e soccer =D] i'm prolly shorter than u so dunt hate. anything else leave a comment =)


<33patty





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TIAA - bwahahahaha chocolate milk&&doritos
ronald - thank you
DIANA R. - mejor amegeta peruana <3
SERWAAH - "hips don't lie"//tha "strut"
LIV MC. - and you think i'm sexy..
AMYY - mmmmart.. ahahahaha
PIERO - cuidado con las chikas
JANNA - tu casa es mi casa.. literally
GUISLEN - beach. <3
ANNA - tha human pillow
SARAH - too many memories..
CHELSI - always be here for u =)
ANITA - girl, we have gotta chill soon
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*sigh GRAZ.. - the italian. =P


love u guys lotss



#14 = <3


proud to be



 

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Ecstasy
£ððåÿ - says:
walls were melting the floor was moving I was dancing on tables for no reason
£ððåÿ - says:
my shoes were talking to me
  - - - --#14patty;;  2weeks =( says:
AHAHAHAAHAHAH
 

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pisco;; i choose you!


Name: pisco
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage

my pokemon owns your pokemon. rawr.
 

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Tuve un problema de dificil solucion en una
época difícil de mi vida.
Estaba entre la espada y la pared,
y aguantando la opinión de mi familia.

Yo no quería una vida normal,
no me gustaban los horarios de oficina.
Mi espíritu rebelde se reía
del dinero, del lujo y el comfort.

Y tuve una revelación,
ya se que quiero en esta vida.
Voy a seguir mi vocación
será la música mi techo y mi comida.

Porque yo
no quiero trabajar,
no quiero ir a estudiar,
no me quiero casar.
Quiero tocar la guitarra todo el día,
y que la gente se enamore de mi voz.

Porque yo
no quiero trabajar,
no quiero ir a estudiar,
no me quiero casar.
Y en la cabeza tenia
la voz de mi viejo,
que me sonaba como
un rulo de tambor.

Vos
mejor que te afeites,
mejor que madures, mejor que labures.
Ya me cansé de que me tomes la cerveza,
te voy a dar con la guitarra en la cabeza.

Vos
mejor que te afeites,
mejor que madures, mejor que labures.
Ya me cansé de ser tu fuente de dinero,
voy a ponerte esa guitarra de sombrero.

Y tuve una revelación,
ya se que quiero en esta vida.
Voy a seguir mi vocación
será la música mi techo y mi comida.

Porque yo
no quiero trabajar,
no quiero ir a estudiar,
no me quiero casar.
Quiero tocar la guitarra todo el día,
y que la gente se enamore de mi voz.

Porque yo
no quiero trabajar,
no quiero ir a estudiar,
no me quiero casar.
Y en la cabeza tenia
la voz de mi viejo,
que me sonaba como
un rulo de tambor.

Vos
mejor que te afeites,
mejor que madures, mejor que labures.
Ya me cansé de que me tomes la cerveza,
te voy a dar con la guitarra en la cabeza.

Vos
mejor que te afeites,
mejor que madures, mejor que labures.
Ya me cansé de ser tu fuente de dinero,
voy a ponerte esa guitarra de sombrero.
 

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"i'm real [remixx]"
[Jennifer Lopez (Ja Rule)]
(What's my motherfuckin' name?)
R-U-L-E
(Blowin' back on this Mary Jane, I'm analyzin' the game)
And the game done chose me
(To bring pain to pussy niggaz and pussy hoes, it's one in the same)
Ever since you told me
(There's only room for two, I've been makin' less room for you)
Now only God can hold me
(Hug me, love me, judge me, the only Man that hovers above me, holla)

I met so many men and
It's like their all the same
My appetite for lovin'
Is now my hunger pain

And when I'm feelin' sexy
Who's gonna comfort me
My only problem is
Their insecurity

[1] - [Jennifer Lopez (Ja Rule)]
(Tired of bein' alone) Yeah, yeah
(Sick of arguin on the phone) Yeah, yeah
(Are you tellin' all your friends) Yeah, yeah
(That your nigga don't understand) My love

[2] - [Jennifer Lopez (Ja Rule)]
Cause I'm real
(The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk)
Cause I'm real
(The way you stare, the way you look, your style, your hair)
Cause I'm real
(The way you smile, the way you smell, it drives me wild)
Cause I'm real
And I can't go on without you

[Ja Rule]
Girl, I've been thinkin' bout this relationship
And I wanna know is this as good as it gets
Cause we've been through the worst times and the best times
But it was our time, even if it was part-time
Now they've been lookin' at me, smilin' at me, laughin' like we wasn't happy
But not knowin', ever growin' and we're gettin' married
Hard lovin' and straight thuggin'
Bitch, I ain't doin' this shit for nuttin'
I'm here to get it poppin', hoppin, let's ride up in the Benz
Hair blowin' in the wind, sun glistenin' off my skin, hey
I'm nasty, heh, you know me
But you still don't fuck with your baby

[Repeat 2]

[Jennifer Lopez]
Now people lovin' me and hatin' me, treatin' me ungratefully
But not knowin' that they ain't makin' or breakin' me
My life I live it to the limit and I love it
Now I can breathe again, baby, now I can breathe again

Now people screamin' what the deal with you and so and so
I tell them niggas, mind their biz, but they don't hear me though
Cause I live my life to the limit and I love it
Now I could breathe again, baby, now I could breathe again

[Repeat 1]

[Repeat 2 till end]
 

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ahahaha i got dis, son!
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
sorry for the lateness
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
hahahah
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
ohh man
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
i know
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
y u so late, dawg
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
y do doing me wrong like dat
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
ain't u ma boi
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
i was setting up for dinner
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
hahahaha
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
ain't u mah homie?
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
don't hate
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
appreciate
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
I GOT DIS
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
dun dey teach ya dat back in da hood
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
I GOT DIS
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
DAMN SON
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
I GOT IT
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
ya i know u got dis
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
u got DISRESPECT
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
oh
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
oh
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
woah
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
psh
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
hells nah
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
hells nah
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
NUHUH
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
WHY YOU TRIPPIN, YO?!
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
DAS FREEFALLINFACEFLATONTHECEMENT, DAWG!
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
OH NO U DIDNT
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
DAS IT
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
YEA
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
I DID
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
IS OOONNN
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
AIGHT
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
FINE
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
ITS ON YO
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
awight yo momma so dumb she got lost driving in a parkin lot
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
[no disrespect to yo mama]
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
oh
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
woah
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
damn
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
im tellin mah moma now
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
shit son
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
i aint a son
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
ima daughtah!
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
straight up u SOB
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
LOL
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
WOAH
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
UNCALLED FOR
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
IM TELLIN
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
ahahahaahahha
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
brb i gots dinner
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
kk
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
don't eat too fast
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
or else u'll choke
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
FUK
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
w/e
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
haha
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
bye sweetie! ahahahahaha
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:

  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
we went from gangsta to softies
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
dats not ghetto
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
hahahahah
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
im eating now
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
kk
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
now do u spill any on da keyboard
  patriciaa- - 1984RIP: ANTHONY [1991-2oo6] says:
or ima slap u silly
.::m.c.e::.// (homework) says:
ok
 

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ohhmy


pete wentz <33
 

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LATINOS &lt;33333
LATINOS arent good, we are da best
LATINOS arent cute, we are sooooo fuckin BANGIN!!!......
LATINOS dont just kiss, we make out
LATINOS dont play, we f***
LATINOS dont relax, we chill
LATINOS dont dance, we grind
LATINOS don’t talk bad, we talk dirty
LATINOS’ lips arent just hot, their da lips u wish u could kiss….
LATINOS don’t just do it, we do it best …
LATINOS are da people you could ALWAYS trust
LATINOS are da besets REGGAETON dancers
(reggaeton es nuestra herencia Latina)
LATINOS arent nice, we are sweet
LATINOS arent just friends, we are lovers
LATINOS arent cool, we are awesome
LATINOS are sexy…
LATINOS were blessed when they were born cuz now we’re proud to tell everybody dat we r 100% LATINOS
LATINOS are …… there r no enough words dat could explain how and who LATINOS are….

People envy us cause they know we are better!!!!
No nationality is more “BANGIN” then LATINOS!!!!!!!!
N EVERYBODY LOVES US CUASE WE’RE UNIQUE AND DA BEST THERE COULD BE!!!!!!
!!!!! WE ARE LATINOS N SO FUCKIN PROUD OF IT !!!!!
 

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stuupidd;;
Put an x to the things you've done...
(X) smoked a cigarette
() made out with a member of the same sex
() crashed a friend's car [almost]
() stolen a car
(X) skipped school (classes)
() slept with a co-worker
() slept with more than 15 people
() been called a slut
() had a one night stand
() slept with someone you don't even know their name
() seen someone/something die
(X) shoplifted
() been fired
(X) been in a fist fight
(X) snuck out of your parent's house
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() been arrested
() gone on a blind date
() had a crush on a teacher
(X) been to Canada
() been to Mexico
(X)been on a plane
() thrown up in a bar
()purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(X) eaten Sushi
() been snowboarding
(X )been moshing at a concert warped!
(X) taken painkillers
(X) love someone or miss someone
(X) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(X) questioned your heart
(X) been obsessed with post-it notes
(X) squished barefoot through the mud
(X) been lost
() been to the opposite side of the country
(X) swam in the ocean
(X) felt like dying
(X) cried yourself to sleep
(X) played cops and robbers
(X) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(X) paid for a meal with only coins
(X) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) made prank phone calls
(X) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) danced in the rain
(X) written a letter to Santa Claus
() been kissed under a mistletoe
() watched the sun set with someone/lover
(X) blown bubbles
() made a bonfire on the beach
(X) crashed a party
(X) gone roller skating
(X) had a wish come true
() humped a monkey
(X) worn pearls
() jumped off a bridge
() screamed “penis” in class
()ate dog/cat food
() told a complete stranger you love them
(X) kissed a mirror/window
(X) sang in the shower
() have a little black dress
(X) had a dream that you married someone
(X) glued your hand to something
(X) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole/light post
()kissed a fish
(X) worn the opposite sexes clothes
() been a cheerleader
(X)sat on a roof top
(X) screamed at the top of your lungs
(X)done a one-handed cartwheel
(X) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(X) stayed up all night
(X) picked and ate an apple
(X) climbed a tree
() had a tree house
() are scared to watch scary movies alone
(X) believe in ghosts
(X)have more then 5 pairs of shoes
() worn a really ugly outfit to school
() gone streaking
(X) played ding-dong-ditch [?]
() been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) been told your hot by a complete stranger
() broken a bone
(X) been easily amused
() caught a fish then ate it
() caught a butterfly
(X) laughed so hard you cried
(X) cried so hard you laughed
() mooned/flashed someone
(X) had someone moon/flash you
(X) cheated on a test
(X) had a Britney Spears CD
(X) forgotten someone's name
() slept naked
(X) French braided someone's hair
() gone skinny-dipping
()has lost there virginity
()have more than 6 kids
(X)has felt defenceless
()hates animals
()has no hair
 

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no one
no one knows the sacrifices one makes
to make a living day after day
in the terrible country that is his home
he struggles daily more and more

the prejudice, lies, corruption, and violence
makes him and his family fear in silence
no one listens or speaks for them
they are mistreated awaiting revenge

soon one day justice will be done
but for now they must wait for nothing is shown
liberty, freedom, all this MUST come
but when? no one is there
and they are left alone.

 

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my cuz
Fiorella Andrea Cevallos Santiani


my bestest cousin ever
you're always there when I need you
always getting into trouble, haha that spencer guy's a JERK!
lol remember when we sneaked off out of da city n didn't tell anybody
and then we got in so much shit! haha we should do it again.
man you've got pretty good friends like meguel lmao
and then there's natalie, and like girl everybody looves you.
man i remember when we were lil and I always got your clothes
cus we were the same size lol now it seems we're much closer
you're the greatest marinera dancer and i love you soo much.
don't ever change and i mean it!
thanx for all that you've done for me
thanx for all the jokes and good times
till next time,
adios my hero <33