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WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?: nipple
2. Be serious or be funny?: sarcastic
3. Drink whole or skim milk?: half and half
4. Die in a fire or drown?: get raped by hurricane catrina
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?: i would prefer a corn dog

DO YOU PREFER
1. Flowers or candy?: flower candy
2. Gray or black?: blue
3. Color or Black and white photos? color blind
4. Lust or love?: sex
5. Sunrise or sunset?: midnight when i go ware wolf
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: smarties
7. Staying up late or waking up early?: all the same i dont sleep

DO YOU PREFER
1. Sun or moon?: ; uranus
2. Winter or Fall?: moon
3. Left or right?: amidexterous
4. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? i love my power thirst
5. Sunny or rainy?: cloudy foggy
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? neopolitan

ABOUT YOU
1. What time is it? 23 past 24
2. First Name?: hairy pickle
3. What do you want? a really hot girlfriend
4. Where do you want to live?: in her pants
5. How many kids do you want? as many as it takes
6. You want to get married?: only if she is really hot

UNIQUE
1. Nervous habit: peeing my pants
2. Are you double jointed?: only in my man area
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? 37 1/2
5. Can you cross your eyes?: knoogies
6. Do you make your bed daily? do you meen box?

RANDOM
1. Which shoe goes on first?: middle
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? only in bed

OTHER
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: dont use untencils
2. Have you ever eaten Spam?: im vegitarian
3. Favorite ice cream?: dutch crubch japapino and cheddar
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: i dont eat
7. Do you cook?: fruit loops

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU?
1. gone out on a date? with a girl?
2. Bought something?: depends
4. Sang?: for my p'js
5. Been hugged?: never
6. Been kissed?: never
7. Felt stupid?: never
8. Missed someone?: friends are for the week
9. Gotten your hair cut?: oranges are very juicy
10. Danced?: naked
11. Cried?: only when richard won survivor
12. Lied?:on my bed couch stairs desk lamp anal