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01:16am | Mar 17, '07 | No Comments
many mortals have attempted to climb the ladder to glory and transcendence...
most have failed.
few have scaled its slopes and achieved.
first there was the Big Mac...
then the popular Double Big Mac...
yet some crazy fools demanded something larger...the Mega Mac. Composed of 2 Big Mac's topped on one another, it provided a greater challenge than a mere Double Big Mac.
yet this was not enough for those hearty enough, brave enough or perhaps foolhardy enough... they created the mind boggling, stomach wrenching, Ultra Mac. This titan was built from a Double Big Mac and a Big Mac constructed on one another. A feat most men shudder at.
and then, found out of the ancient texts of lost lore, a monstrosity that had once roamed the lands killing those who stood in its way with its ghastly calorie claws and its dripping putrid grease...there was the Demon... The Supreme Mac. TWO Double Big Mac's towered on one another...yet even this was slain.
but out of the mists, spawned from the very bowel