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many mortals have attempted to climb the ladder to glory and transcendence...

most have failed.

few have scaled its slopes and achieved.

first there was the Big Mac...

then the popular Double Big Mac...

yet some crazy fools demanded something larger...the Mega Mac. Composed of 2 Big Mac's topped on one another, it provided a greater challenge than a mere Double Big Mac.

yet this was not enough for those hearty enough, brave enough or perhaps foolhardy enough... they created the mind boggling, stomach wrenching, Ultra Mac. This titan was built from a Double Big Mac and a Big Mac constructed on one another. A feat most men shudder at.

and then, found out of the ancient texts of lost lore, a monstrosity that had once roamed the lands killing those who stood in its way with its ghastly calorie claws and its dripping putrid grease...there was the Demon... The Supreme Mac. TWO Double Big Mac's towered on one another...yet even this was slain.

but out of the mists, spawned from the very bowels of the skulking Hell Fiend who awakens only once every 1000 years to feed off the spawn of its own bile and pus, the Transcendent Mac is truly the most hideous and vile monster in all of Hell. It was once said that the Devil did not always rule the darkness, that beasts beyond thought swelled and slithered across the void. It is believed that some of these nightmares may still exist hidden deep with in the pitch of the abyss where even the darkness of the upper realms of hell seems like day. This is where the Transcendent Mac lives.

Once, there were simply rumors of its sheer existence, let alone its pursuit...

until now.

2 Double Big Mac's and 1 Big mac all mutated together...

It is said that a Hero, for all of his deeds to mankind and for the favor gained from the heavens, may rise to be more than a man.

Today, a Man became a Deity.

All will know of the story of Armen and his Epic Journey.
























 

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