I'm not a whore or a skank or a bank...I mean..um.
Just because you're attractive doesn't not mean that I will sleep with you, fondle you, "mack" you and vice versa.
My standards aren't to high but I know what I like, what I want and if you're not it I can probably see it fairly quickly.
I have an extremely good judge of character so first impressions usually make or break it.
. . . . . Blah, blah, blah. Right?
You.
Don't be intimidated, message me or something, bring some amusement into my life. I swear I'll be nice. 
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I'm a lady who knows what I want ; ; ; ; ;
The best is naturally, well, natural. You can't change yourself to be someone others hope for you to be so you come as you are, be as you are. - No exceptions. -
So you want a list of what I like, huh? I'll try to be as honest, and discreet, as possible ;]
Hurr she goes;
Sex, drugs, your mother..
Whoops, I'm sorry. That was rude of me, and not entirely truthful
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. Travelling although I haven't done much of it in years
. Casual drinks
. Haircuts
. Proccessed cheese
. My Pets [3 cats & 2 dogs]
. DC Shoes
. The smell of pink erasers, seriously.
. The Bar; Silverados!
. Moderate sexual aggression *Reow*
. Throwing parties that my mother doesn't approve of.
. Working Out, I love the adrenaline rush
. Hilarious people. Referring to my FRIENDS obviously! Love Love
. Jerks with good jokes. You crack me up. Bastards.
. My lovely Kayla
iHeartuGirlie
. All of my ladies and gents whom I owe to being the intelligent, confident women I am. <333
. Jack Daniels is sweet. Sweet like the nectar from a honey tree. Mm, honey tree..
. Learning new things, being adventurous
. I can get rowdy.
. Try to keep me on my toes, I bore easily with routine.
. Cars! Don't have a favorite but I like helping to work on cars.
. Originality!
. People can't be garden instruments. Idiot.
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[/font][/center]The best is naturally, well, natural. You can't change yourself to be someone others hope for you to be so you come as you are, be as you are. - No exceptions. -
So you want a list of what I like, huh? I'll try to be as honest, and discreet, as possible ;]
Hurr she goes;
Sex, drugs, your mother..
Whoops, I'm sorry. That was rude of me, and not entirely truthful
.
. Travelling although I haven't done much of it in years
. Casual drinks
. Haircuts
. Proccessed cheese
. My Pets [3 cats & 2 dogs]
. DC Shoes
. The smell of pink erasers, seriously.
. The Bar; Silverados!
. Moderate sexual aggression *Reow*
. Throwing parties that my mother doesn't approve of.
. Working Out, I love the adrenaline rush
. Hilarious people. Referring to my FRIENDS obviously! Love Love
. Jerks with good jokes. You crack me up. Bastards.
. My lovely Kayla
iHeartuGirlie
. All of my ladies and gents whom I owe to being the intelligent, confident women I am. <333
. Jack Daniels is sweet. Sweet like the nectar from a honey tree. Mm, honey tree..
. Learning new things, being adventurous
. I can get rowdy.
. Try to keep me on my toes, I bore easily with routine.
. Cars! Don't have a favorite but I like helping to work on cars.
. Originality!
. People can't be garden instruments. Idiot.
.
.