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How Carlo Turned 19
So I woke up one morning and I felt a little different, I look at the calendar and its the 17th of February. Turns out I had become 19 overnight. I didn't want to panic, because thats when things start to go wrong. I went and had my shower, and as I was lathering up with soap I noticed something....I was able to buy booze and go to the clubs now. I would have jumped for joy but I didn't want to slip and die the same day I turned 19, death just didn't seem cool to me. After class I came back to my room and did a little chatting, a few people even said happy birthday to me, others didn't care. My friends here however, bought some booze and chocolates for me and we all had a merry good time. And that is the story of how Carlo turned 19.
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Carlo's Rant
What the hell is up with all those people adding 17 different
color to the words in one sentence then striking through
random words and using bold, underline and italics like its
in style...It's fricken annoying to read, write like normal
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people. And what about those people on MSN that go on
webcam then type[/font] lol[/color], but they don't really lol[/color]...Like c'mon
I can see you, you didn't just
lol[/color] so don't type it. Does
anyone else have a problem with extremely
hot girls goin
out with ugly guys?....Maybe it's just me.
If that guy who's clearly a 2 on the 1-HOT scale can land a
cutlet like that then I'm gonna aim for Kristin Kreuk or Angelina
Jolie
 

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Cutlet
Cutlet - A juicy, flavorful morsel one can enjoy with a glass of merlot.