A monkey was once tride and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend,Indiana.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee

You do not become good by trying to be good, but by finding the goodness that is already within you, and allowing that goodness to emerge. But it can only emerge if something fundamental changes in your state of consciousness. - Eckhart Tolle

I don’t think people realize that it’s very possible to make a positive difference in this world. It can start by just making ourselves happy as individuals, fill our time with everything we love and open ourselves up to the beauty of this world and the people around us regardless of the mistakes that we have all made. You know, we can’t expect the world to be a better place if we’re not contributing to that kind of bettering. And we need to realize as a whole that mistakes are here to learn from and to grow with an actual understanding of what works for us and what doesn’t work. The way humanity is living now just isn’t working, as we all can see… so it is up to each of us to do something about it… to take responsibility for what happens to our environment and to those in it because we’re all here, we’re all one. - Quite lighting.

“I think that all women are witches, in the sense that a witch is a magical being. And a wizard, which is a male version of a witch, is kind of revered, and people respect wizards. But a witch, my god, we have to burn them. It’s the male chauvinistic society that we’re living in for the longest time, 3,000 years or whatever. And so I just wanted to point out the fact that men and women are magical beings. We are very blessed that way, so I’m just bringing that out. Don’t be scared of witches, because we are good witches, and you should appreciate our magical power.”
— Yoko Ono (via danabnormal-)

I heard the last call was a close one
Road runners
Know what direction to go when the snow comes
Where coasting
With extra traction on radial tires
Haveing sex in the back wraped in radio wires.

Peaople call young chicken? Must be the breast and thighs.
What a deal your sorta like a four course meal.
Sweet heart you ain't perfict but that's how I know your real.

I want to kill you and your battery

I met you down at Olimpic park I had the joint and you had the spark.

The tide is getting higher now.
And wooh so am I, your eyes are looking heavey.
Man my mouth is dry - Steve savard.

He said, congratulations, you did it, you broke free
You're just a fish like the rest of humanity
Now it took me a long time to get adjusted to this tank
But now I know what I am, and so to that man I give thanks

“Each second we live is a new and unique moment of the universe, a moment that will never be again. And what do we teach our children? We teach them that two and two make four, and that Paris is the capital of France. When will we also teach them what they are? We should say to each of them: Do you know what you are? You are a marvel. You are unique. In all the years that have passed, there has never been another child like you. Your legs, your arms, your clever fingers, the way you move. You may become a Shakespeare, a Michelangelo, a Beethoven. You have the capacity for anything. Yes, you are a marvel. And when you grow up, can you then harm another who is, like you, a marvel? You must work, we must all work, to make the world worthy of its children.” — Pablo Picasso