kayla da silva.
i walked on the moon. i have nine hairless cats. i wear my underpants over my pants. my face is inside out. i eat bananas off of trees. i can sing and burp the alphabet at the same time. my hair is naturally green, i dye it aqua. my skin peels like liquid glue. i invented internet. my tongue can lick my back. i am in your shower, at all times. i live in the pacific ocean, in a clam. i wear gold flower pedals all over my body, and nothing more. i am missing eighteen organs. i married zac efron, twice. i lived on sesame street. i eat bark off of trees. i am half human and half pelican. i have pet flamingos. i have my own universal language. i created barney. i can shake my badonkadonk. i eat children for breakfast. i am beyond extraordinary. i have wings. i can create a fire with a snap in my fingers. my legs can go behind my double head. i have hooves.
oh & carly erika watson is my life.
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i walked on the moon. i have nine hairless cats. i wear my underpants over my pants. my face is inside out. i eat bananas off of trees. i can sing and burp the alphabet at the same time. my hair is naturally green, i dye it aqua. my skin peels like liquid glue. i invented internet. my tongue can lick my back. i am in your shower, at all times. i live in the pacific ocean, in a clam. i wear gold flower pedals all over my body, and nothing more. i am missing eighteen organs. i married zac efron, twice. i lived on sesame street. i eat bark off of trees. i am half human and half pelican. i have pet flamingos. i have my own universal language. i created barney. i can shake my badonkadonk. i eat children for breakfast. i am beyond extraordinary. i have wings. i can create a fire with a snap in my fingers. my legs can go behind my double head. i have hooves.
oh & carly erika watson is my life.