1) Are you really ready for 106 questions?
well I’m here now

2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
I wouldn’t say that

3) Do you believe in God?
not really

4) Who is the last person you hugged?
… not sure

5)When was the last time you drank Coca Cola?
today

6) Have you ever been depressed?
not actually I don’t think


7) Have a best friend?
no

8) Are you a boy or girl?
boy

9) What is your relationship status?
single biotch
10) How do you want to die?
hardcorely… something completely insane. Or just a crazy accident

11) What did you last eat?
meh

12) Have you ever been suspended?
… yeah actually
13) Are you currently listening to your myspace song?
i dont have a myspace song

14) When was your last non-physical fight?
I dunno couple weeks

15) Do you have an attitude?
ahaha fuck yeah

16) Ever been in love?
who really knows
17) What is your real name?
greg

18) When was the last time you kissed someone?
tomorrow night ahaha

19) Name someone you know whose name starts with the letter D?
daniel

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
um… probably but not off the top of my head

21) Do you miss someone?
not really


22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
twirl

23) Do you tan a lot?
I dunno

24) Have any pets?
yeah

25) How exactly are you feeling?
sorta neutral or so… fuck I dunno how I feel and never do lol

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
is this a serious question

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
Maybe. More into the single life though

29) Are you scared of spiders?
nah

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
haha for sure

31) Do you regret anything in your past?
more than you can imagine lol

32) What are your plans for this weekend?
party at wyatts wheew

33) Do you want to have kids?
uh not sure. Not if they turn out like me haha

34) Ever kissed somebody that name starts with an M?
I believe so

35) Do you type fast?
yeah

36) Do you have piercings?
fuck that noise

37) Want any more?
yeah

38) Can you spell well?
most of the time

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
meh. The bc pps

40) What are you craving right now?
uh…

41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
yeah

42) Do you like swimming?
its alriight

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
ya

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
I am I suppose to have a diary of this shit or what

45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
no not really

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
no

48) How long have you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been dating?
…

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
yeah in a month… jesse

50) What should you be doing?
sleeping probably

51) What's irritating you right now?
dunno really, not having a licence I gues

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
nah I try not to get that connected

53) Does somebody love you?
not really… my family is packin my bags so that has to tell the story lol

54) What is your favorite color?
silver
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yeaah

56) Are you black or white?
ahah, white?

57) Do you have trust issues?
ya I get fucked around a lot.

58) When's the last time you ate fast food?
5:00

59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
lol no, that’s for cups silly

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
bout as good as the mole on the ol’ gypsies face

61) Did you want Barack Obama for President?
truly it doesn’t matter

62) Do you believe what your most recent ex thinks about you?
probably the same as everyone else haha

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
can’t say…

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
possibly… actually on second thought maybe not

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
forget

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
meh its bin okay I guess

67) What was your childhood nickname?
schlendog for some reason or other I guess gugory too

69) Do you think you're a good person?
no comment

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
yeees

71) Whats the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
I can’t remember that long

72) Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
their there

73) What is bothering you?
nothingg right now

74) Have you ever been out of the state/province you live in?
haha ya

75) What's your favorite place you've been?
bc nig root

76) Are you listening to music right now?
yeah

77) Do you like Chinese food?
dec

78) Do you know your fathers b-day?
dec 27 why I know that… I have no clue

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
depends what yo poppin haha

81) Are you mean?
oh fuck ya lol haha

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
to the most part

83) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?
actually no… I don’t even notice if I am dressed

84) Do you believe in true love?
love, love

85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
by no means… hopefully it is just a phase that blows over

86) Do you like kids?
depends on the kid

87) How many do you want?
I dunno if gregs kids are the smartest idea but 3 I guess. No big deal

88) Do you like the outside?
yeah !

89) Are you currently bored?
why would I be doing this

90) Do you wanna get married?
I honestly don’t know or care at the moment

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
yeah. I guess

92) Are you hungry?
nope

93) Do you have a bank account?
yeah

94) What makes you happy?
lots of stuff

95) Would you change your name?
I intend on it, not like everyone is thinking though

96) Ever been to Alaska?
mm nope

97) Is there a chance of a new tattoo or piercing soon?
nope

98) Do you watch the news?
sometimes

99) What' s your zodiac sign?
leo

100) Do you like Subway? (food)
OHH YEAH

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
define hard lol

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
depends on the friend I guess

103) Do you talk like your friends?
um no… what the hell is that suppose to mean anyway

104) Is it annoying?
is what annoying… wow this is a fucked up survey lol

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
ahaha yeah

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
um I dunno

wow... totally almost died today making my tour. damn snow drift and vehicles tempting and daring you to drive fast lol haha. its all fun though, could have been worse. let that be a lesson to you
and thats how that goes

How many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful country of ours?
The stripes and the stars for the rights of men who have died for the protect?
The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedem of speech the United States Government has sworn to uphold


Yo, I want everyone to listen to the words of this song

Or so we're told...

Verse #1
I never woulda dreamed in a million years id see
so many mutha fuckin people who feel like me
Who share the same views
And the same exact beliefs
Its like a fuckin army marchin in back of me
So many lives i touched
So much anger aimed at no perticular direction
Just sprays and sprays
Straight through your radio wavs
It plays and plays
Till it stays stuck in your head
For days and days
who woulda thought standin in this mirror
Bleachin my hair wit some Peroxide
Reachin for a T shirt to wear
That i would catipult to the fore-front of rap like this
How can i predict my words
And have an impact like this
I musta struck a chord wit somebody up in the office
Cuz congress keeps tellin me
I aint causin nuttin but problems
And now they sayin im in trouble wit the government
Im lovin it
I shovelled shit all my life
And now im dumpin it on

Chorus
WHITE AMERICA
I could be one of ur kids
WHITE AMERICA
Little erik looks just like this
WHITE AMERICA
Erica loves my shit
I got to TRL
Look how many hugs i get

Verse #2
Look at these eyes baby blue baby just like urself
If they were brown
Shady knew shady sits on the shelf
But Shadys cute
Shady knew Shady's dimples would help
Make ladies swoon baby
(ooo baby)
Look at myself!
Lets do the math
If i was black i woulda sold half
I aint have to graduate
From Lincoln High School to know that
But i can rap so fuck school
Im too cool to go back
Gimme the mic
Show me where the fuckin studio's at
When i was underground
No one gave a fuck i was white
No lables wanted to sign me
Almost gave up, i was like "Fuck it"
Until i met Dre
The only one who looked past
Gave me a chance
And i lit a fire up under his ass
Helped him get back to the top
Every fan black that i got
Was probly his
In exchange for every white fan that he's got
Like damn we just swapped
Sittin back look at this shit wow
Im like "Does this skin work for my benifit now?"

Chorus

Verse #3
See the problem is i speak to suberban kids
Who otherwise
Woulda never knew these words exist
These moms probly woulda never gave 2 squirts of piss
Till i created so much mutha fuckin turbulence
Straight out the tube right into ya livin rooms i came
And kids Flipped
When they found out i was produced by Dre
Thats all it took
And they were instantly hooked right in
And they connected wit me too cuz i looked like them
Thats why they put my lyrics up under this microscope
Searchin wit a fine toothed comb
Its like this rope waitin to choke
Tightenin around my throat
Watchin me while i write this like "I dont like this, NO!"
All i hear is
Lyrics lyrics constant controversy
Sponsors workin round the clock
To try to stop my concerts early
Surely hip hop is never a problem
In Harlem only In Boston
After it bothered ya fathers
of daughters startin to blossom
Now im catchin the flack from these activists
When they raggin
Actin like im the 1st rapper to smack a bitch and say faggot
Shit
Just look at me like im ya closest pal
A poster child
the mutha fuckin spokesman now!

Chorus

Outro
So to the parents of America
I am the damager aimed at little Erica
To attack her character
The ring leader of the circus of worthless pawns
Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress
And piss on the lawns of the whitehouse
To burn the casket and replace it with a parental advisory sticker
To spit liquor in the faces of this democracy of hipocracy
Fuck you Ms Cheeney
Fuck you Tipper Gore
Fuck you with the free-este of space this divided state of embarrasment will allow me to have
Fuck You