Best thing ive ever heard come out of ellen degeneres' mouth...

"I know some of you are team edward fans.." (half the crowd screams)

"And some of you are team jacob fans..." (The other half screams)


"Well ill tell you one thing, im on a team but neither edward nor jacob play for it."

Wow boy, i cant believe it, its been almost a year, and all of the sudden, i miss you, and i wanna see you again, badly. It seems like every time another guy disapoints me, you having transportation issues seems less and less of a good reason to have broken up with you. Congrats boy, your the only one whos ever managed to actually make me feel warm and fuzzy in your arms. Perhaps you should get a medal, or atleast a chocolate bar:P

Im glad you all are having such great times with your lives, but really if their that great why do you still feel the need to judge mine?

I regret you with my whole body, and now im stuck with the mistakes i made. For the record, your a boring ass kisser and the only good thing about you is your body.

Im sorry, but i care about our friendship too much. I just cant, sorry.

If you want to know how i feel and who i feel it for talk to me, dont go asking the people around me, its kind of pathetic.

Heyy all my bitches abroad, langhole may be fucked up but its my home so id appreciate it if youd stop dissing, thanks <3

uh so wow/. me and em went swimming today and emmas friend cody and his friend isaac joined us. to my very unpleasant surprise, the guys looked like they were fucking twelve years old. and isaac kept givin me the hey baby look, gross!

so we went into the sauna, and these two gorgeous guys walk in, like wow muscles! they start a conversation with us and the guys we were with got pissed and stormed out. It was kind of amazing acutally, at one point we were with two grade ten boys who looked like they belonged in grade six, to chillin with two grade 12 boys who looked like they could do commercials for boflex.

well one was anyhow, the other one wasnt quite so built. anywho,they invited us to come with them down the water slide, and marshals like so whos those boys? your little brothers? were like uuhhh no, theyre our age. by the time we get down the slide the two boys have left, well thats cool guys,(we really didnt mind all that much.)

Anywho, i ended up in the arms of a sixthree boxer who is probably the hugest guy (i do not mean what you tihnk i mean!)ive ever seen, and em has a frickin spanish model(not actually but he could be) who also boxes chasing after her like a lost puppy.
AHH entertainment.

I cant believe your leaving. I didnt even get to say good bye to you!!:( im going to miss you so so sooooo much! im going to see you this summer though, im just really sad:( and in shock, like ive never had such A random phone call. i never thought shed really do that, just abandon you and ship you off like that. I hate her soo much and im going to miss you sooooooooo much. you better be on msn every night alexis!
And you, im going to miss you soo much too, but atleast your not a plane ride away. Keep in touch love, and for sure let me know when your coming to vic next. Im suuuper happy i got to see you today:)

I miss you both already and i loooooooove you both so so so so so so much<3

Byyee lex and charr, dont forget me.

i havent spoken to you since tuesday acutally. i guess youve got your imsoobsessedwithher blinders on again, big surprise

skiing today was really awesome, minus the fucking hip pain that seems to be a daily factor of my life

nice to know that im that easy to forget, sure hope your still alive considering i havent heard from you since idk, liek thursday? well im sure you are, just having too much of a fucking blast to be decent and say hey. i shoulda figured all those promises were b.s. whatever, i cant waste my energy on caring about you when you dont.

excited for tommorow, its gonna be ballin:)

rip fishy, ill miss you:(

your my bestie cayls

Skipped dance for sleep this morning, tis nice:D
Officially have alexis in 2 classes, exxxcceeellleennt
Mr taft is a fucking douche
Mrs Plotnicoff is the most unhelpful career counsellor ALIVE
Got to see char, always great:)
missed one bus, got on another that was the wrong one and then didnt know how to get off the bus i finally managed to get on. (STEP DOWN, READ THE SIGN!)
I do believe i mightve made a decsision about you mister, even though its most likely the one thatll result in a repeat of shitty history
Didnt do homework, too tired
Caylee i dont think weve ever worked that fast, new record:P
That talk with you didnt help either of us, you either dont wanna listen to me or youve simply given up on life

& i no longer have any idea what my future holds for me
I LOVE ALEXIS MARKOWSKY MORE THAN SHE LOVES ME(btw)

Thoughts are making a roller coaster out of my brain and i hate it. im faced with the same dilemma as the last time i had to deal with this, follow my heart or listen to the incredible amount of reasons why thats a bad idea. im about to repeat a mistake, and hopefully this time it wont turn out to be another one.

SUUUPPERR busy weekend!!

Friday; school, then barn then home to do mt everest sized pile of homework i have.

Saturday; taking dog to vet for 1130 then to riding lesson @ 2, then getting ready and going to emmas for the night with some of my favorite people:) caylee has potential sleepover?

Sunday; work @ nine, then princes freerun day hopefuly w/ sox this time. then maaybe pace @ one, or movie with lex and caylee:) pace for sure @ six


Mom's quote of the day ; youd think if they can afford a ticket to the ballet they would be able to afford a shower too

today was kinda niice, i slept in and skipped the biggest waste of my life. IE planning!!
Almost died in dance today, the stuff ms ritch is making us do is making us all look liike abuse victims
LMAO at ms ritch yesterday.. and of course is AAAAAAFRICAN so your going to pop your chest and your butt out as far as you can.
oh and then theres her instructions today, think of someone grabbing your butt and lifting it and then you swing your foot around to nut them for it.
rawr at my forgetfullness this morning (it equaled me being forgetful, distracted and bitchy all day)
id kill to like someone my mother would approve of but thats not looking likely atm
suuper stoked for this weekend, hopefully it wont all crumble into a big mess:)
get employed.

- had like three hours of homework, didnt do it all

-i worry about you more than you do, i just wish you could understand what im saying, or atleast put some effort into trying

-why is it that your succesfully able to fuck with my head. i know she thinks im fucking with yours, but no, its you fucking with mine, your everything i shouldnt want and youve already screwed me over once, but here i come back for more, you take me on a rollercoaster i never agreed to. (btw rollercoasters scare the shit outta me)

-i wish youd go online so i can make plans for saturday

- i guess things go as makes sense now, minus the major speedbump of my mother thinking youll ruin my life on way or another. i guess whats meant to happen will happen

Who's there?
ah uh ah
*grunt*
Now get outta here.
huuh, you fool get the fuck out!
mmhhhm
You ready?
You Goddamn better believe it.
Then take your drawers off,
and work your legs.
Open your ass up like a keg.
Let me tap it,
I must have it, hmm.
Furry fool, you are mine.
I'll drink your ass like wine,
and when semen pours all over your head you know you must be dead.
Skeletor I knew ya groove,
and shake it so damn good
and when you cum on through my hood I'll give you a piece of wood.
You furry fool i know, and i will not disagree,
but there's one thing we don't like and it starts with He-
man, oh no I don't know which way to run or turn.
Don't worry Skeletor, your pants on fire my cock will burn.
My cocks on fire, for more dick!
You know Skeletor....
Yes, my head is so damn thick like yours.
No brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur,
and if i ripped it off, you'd find a boy and call him her, right?
No Skeletor, that's not what I'd do.
I'd bend you over and shoot, hhhhhaaa, chocolate goo..
in your asshole.
Lemmie lie.
Lemmie tell the truth.
Now who are you?
I don't know.
Let's break it true, now,
shake your ass c'mon beastman, shake your furry fur off.
I can't it's made of fur.
Bitch well then whack me off.
Grab your hairy palms.
Hairy, hairy indeed.
They're hairy as fuck.
Rake some leaves.
Ahh, what ever you need.
Now we're drunk, *snarl* we'll be in jail.
But, I'll rape you master.
It never fails.
He's always got my ass on his mind,
and it's sure in fact.
When he waxes me, he waxes all night long
and that is that.
Now, Beastman, Beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?
You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull, c'mon.
ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight,
and if you see my cock I hope you go in fright.
ahh Skeletor you made me do some coke,
ahhh I'm up all night and its no joke.
Furry fool, break dance,
take off your furry pants,
take off your high heels,
and put them in your ass.
Now somebody is tip toe-ing,
and someone just came in.
And someone's pretty fat.
Beastman's pretty thin!
I've got AIDS,
Beastman AIDS,
and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.
Watch me give you cum stains in your fucking drawers.
Beastman watch your mouth,
we don't need that language any more.
C'mon Skeletor, don't you wanna see me work it now?
Beastman show them how you're going to get my ass and plow.
Now stick your cock inside, like Rake Yohn fucking said.
That faggot fuckin` douche bag only knows how to give head.
Two men,
in bed,
his face is getting red.
Ahh listen to everything i fucking said.
*grunts and snarls*
ah Beastman, do you, know how to end this song

no bandaids for us, were gonna heal old school