single
18
done school bitches
smoke herb everyday
IRAQ GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE SO JUST SIT TIGHT
I'LL TELL YOU HOW I GOT HANGED AT 10 PM JUST LAST NIGHT.
IN THE BLEAK IRAQI DESERT I WAS BORN AND RAISED
STARTIN' CONFLICTS IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
INVADIN', DICATIN', KILLIN' PEOPLE ALL COOL
AND SHOOTIN' SON-IN-LAWS RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THEIR SCHOOLS
WHEN GEORGE W. BUSH THOUGHT I WAS UP TO NO GOOD
AND STARTED MAKIN' TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
SO I HID IN MY HOLE UNTIL THEY FOUND ME AND SAID
"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR OR WE'LL SHOOT YOUR ASS DEAD."
THEY WHISTLED FOR A JUDGE AND WHEN HE CAME NEAR
THEY THREW ME IN A CELL AND HE SAID I WAS A QUEER
THEY KEPT ME IN PRISON, I DIDN'T GET A FREE PASS
AND SOON I WAS ON TRIAL FOR KILLING PEOPLE WITH GAS.
THEY.SAID I HAD DISPERSED BIOWEAPONS EVERYWHERE
AS I YELLED TO THE KURDS "YO HOMES, HOW 'BOUT THAT AIR?"
I LOOKED AT MY NOOSE, AND IT WAS EASY TO TELL
I'D SOON BE FLYIN' FIRST CLASS, DIRECTLY DOWN INTO HELL.
LOOOOOOOOL CRAZY SUDAM