1.) Is that a mirror in ur pocket? cuz i can see myself in ur pants
2.) The word of the day today is "legs" now lets go to my place adn spread the word
3.) If u were a booger i would pick u first
4.) Are those astronaut pants ure wearing , cause ure ass is out of this world
5.) Was your dad an alien, cause babe theres nothing like you on this planet
6.) Did u just fart? cuz u blow me away
7.) Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
8.) Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
9.) Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
10.) I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
11.)Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
12.) Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
13.) There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
14.) Can i have ure picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas
15.) Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
16.) Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
17.) Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
18.) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
19.) I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
20.) Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
21.) You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
22.) If i could rearrange the alphebet i would put U and I together
23.) It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
24.)If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
25.)Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?(No.)Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's (_____)