................................Ian..............................
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..............................LBHS.............................
...........................Grade 12..........................
............................Single.............................
...........................Calgary.............................
Got NWD 7: Flyin high again its sick --- watch it
COP open ... soo stoked ..... Wooot gapping zoo - 12ft down and 36 ft across
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14 Reasons To Date A Mountain Biker:
1. We are good with our hands.
2. We always keep a firm grip.
3. We like to get dirty.
4. We can take a pounding.
5. We like to go fast. Really fast.
6. Once we fall down we get right back up.
7. We are ready to go again after a quick relax.
8. Skill is definite.
9. Our timing is perfect.
10. Body protection doesnt slow us down.
11. We always hit the right spot
12. We don't need to take pills to keep our shaft hard.
13. We know lots of tricks.
14. We are able to manouver into many positions quickly.
10 reasons why bicycles are better than girlfriends
1-Bicycles dont get pregnant
2-You can ride your bike any time of month
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong
4-You can share your bike with a friend (infact many friends)
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it (mmmhm, tight)
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are a bad rider (but other riders do)
9-You dont have to take shower before you ride your bike
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents