Matt Greene
Video didn't kill the radio star, Matt Greene did.
Ladislav Smid
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Ladislav Smid allows to live.
Shawn Horcoff
Shawn Horcoff is the 'I' in team.
Raffi Torres
G.I. Joe has Raffi Torres action figures.
Joffrey Lupul
Joffrey Lupul could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Jarret Stoll
When Jarret Stoll was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Ethan Moreau
Ethan Moreau once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Marty Reasoner
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Marty Reasoner.
Toby Peterson
When Google can't find something, it asks Toby Peterson for help.
Jason Smith
Jason Smith has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.
Steve Staios
Killing Steve Staios doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Jan Hedja
Jan Hedja can divide by zero.
Brad Winchester
When Brad Winchester pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
Daniel Tjarnqvist
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Daniel Tjarnqvist laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Jussi Markkanen
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Markkanen signal.
Petr Sykora
Petr Sykora played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Fernando Pisani
Fernando Pisani wasn't born, he was unleashed.
Dwayne Roloson
Dwayne Roloson makes onions cry.
Zack Stortini
If Zack Stortini misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
Marc-Antoine Pouliot
It's no use crying over spilt milk, unless that was Marc-Antoine Pouliot's milk.
Oh you are so screwed.
Peter Nedved
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Peter Nedved spared your life.
Ales Hemsky
Your attraction to Ales Hemsky in no way affects your sexual orientation.
..and finally.. WE'LL ALL MISS YOU.
Ryan Smith
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Ryan Smyth jumps out.
Schedule
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Oct 5, 2006 Flames Oilers 3-1 us 
Oct 7, 2006 Oilers Flames 2-1 them 
Oct 12, 2006 Sharks Oilers 6-4 us
Oct 14, 2006 Oilers Avalanche 4-3 us
Oct 16, 2006 Oilers Canucks 2-1 them
Oct 17, 2006 Canucks Oilers 2-1 us
Oct 21, 2006 Red Wings Oilers 3-1 us
Oct 23, 2006 Coyotes Oilers 5-2 us
Oct 25, 2006 Oilers Ducks 6-2 them
Oct 26, 2006 Oilers Coyotes 2-6
Oct 28, 2006 Capitals Oilers 4-0 us
Nov 1, 2006 Predators Oilers 3-5 them
Nov 3, 2006 Stars Oilers 3-2 them
Nov 7, 2006 Oilers Canadiens 3-2 (SO) them
Nov 8, 2006 Oilers Red Wings 3-0 them
Nov 10, 2006 Oilers Blue Jackets 4-1 us
Nov 12, 2006 Oilers Blues 5-3 them
Nov 13, 2006 Oilers Avalanche 2-1 us
Nov 16, 2006 Blues Oilers 6-2 us
Nov 18, 2006 Red Wings Oilers 4-3 (SO) us
Nov 21, 2006 Flames Oilers 2-1 us
Nov 28, 2006 Ducks Oilers 3-2 them
Nov 30, 2006 Avalanche Oilers 7-3 them
Dec 4, 2006 Oilers Canucks 4-0 us
Dec 8, 2006 Oilers Stars 2-0 us
Dec 14, 2006 Wild Oilers 3-1 us
Dec 15, 2006 Oilers Avalanche 4-1 them
Dec 19, 2006 Avalanche Oilers 7-6 them
Dec 21, 2006 Oilers Coyotes 3-2 us
Dec 23, 2006 Oilers Stars 3-2 them
Dec 28, 2006 Kings Oilers 7-4 them
Dec 30, 2006 Canucks Oilers 6-2 them
Dec 31, 2006 Oilers Flames 4-2 them
Jan 2, 2007 Panthers Oilers 4-1 us
Jan 4, 2007 Stars Oilers 6-5 them
Jan 5, 2007 Oilers Canucks 3-2 them
Jan 8, 2007 Oilers Kings 2-1 us
Jan 10, 2007 Oilers Sharks 3-2 us
Jan 12, 2007 Wild Oilers 4-2 them
Jan 13, 2007 Oilers Flames 3-1 them
Jan 16, 2007 Oilers Wild 2-1 us
Jan 18, 2007 Ducks Oilers 4-1 us
Jan 20, 2007 Flames Oilers 4-0 them
Jan 26, 2007 Sharks Oilers 5-1 them
Jan 27, 2007 Kings Oilers 4-3 us
Jan 31, 2007 Blue Jackets Oilers 5-2 us
Feb 1, 2007 Oilers Canucks 5-3 them
Feb 3, 2007 Oilers Avalanche 3-2 us
Feb 6, 2007 Canucks Oilers 5-2 them
Feb 11, 2007 Thrashers Oilers 5-1 us
Feb 13, 2007 Oilers Bruins
Feb 15, 2007 Oilers Sabres
Feb 17, 2007 Oilers Maple Leafs
Feb 20, 2007 Oilers Senators
Feb 22, 2007 Oilers Blue Jackets
Feb 23, 2007 Oilers Red Wings
Feb 25, 2007 Oilers Wild
Feb 27, 2007 Coyotes Oilers
Mar 1, 2007 Wild Oilers
Mar 3, 2007 Flames Oilers
Mar 7, 2007 Lightning Oilers
Mar 11, 2007 Oilers Sharks
Mar 12, 2007 Oilers Kings
Mar 15, 2007 Wild Oilers
Mar 17, 2007 Blues Oilers
Mar 19, 2007 Canucks Oilers
Mar 21, 2007 Avalanche Oilers
Mar 23, 2007 Avalanche Oilers
Mar 24, 2007 Predators Oilers
Mar 27, 2007 Oilers Predators 8:00 PM EST
Mar 29, 2007 Oilers Blues 8:00 PM EST
Apr 3, 2007 Oilers Wild 8:00 PM EDT
Apr 5, 2007 Oilers Wild 8:00 PM EDT
Apr 7, 2007 Oilers Flames 10:00 PM EDT CBC
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