HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX


Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys,
and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.
this he did. The following morning, Johnny described
EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face
started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would.
Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty
soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About
this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever
started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and
stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really
scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she
started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at
the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill
the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and
slipped over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started
groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a
while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her
boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis
and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they
went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to
fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a
35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead,because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear

TYLER
Happy birthday to you!








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Haha this guy is frikkin awsome!

First Semester.
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B - MA11- Vukaj
C - SC10 - Wong
D - EN 10 - Fisher

Second Semester.
A - PE10 - Peircy
B - YCJFC11 - Savory
C - MA11 - Vukaj
D - EN11 - New 9

SCIENCE WITH IAN!!!!

Awwwe I love you soo much

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but my phone is now up and runnning.
I lost all my numbers though cause my
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Okay, so I'm on vacation and I get a message from Matt.
Now all of you know how pathetic certain people are being so
you can just guess what it said. Of course he's rambling on about
god knows what seeing that I'm not going to waste my time reading
the message he sent me. From what I know of him my best guess can
be that he's trying to act all big shot to scare me. Well, you don't scare
me cause honestly, whose afraid of people who are just straight up pathetic.
Oh yeah, and apparently I love dramma and my life revolves around it..
Yes I noticed that while scrolling down. Oh my god Matt don't make me laugh.
She has you just as whipped as everyone else. I think maybe you should
think about this before you start saying that my life is all about drama.
Nothing was said for about 3 weeks to a month, then you gotta send
me a message to get things going again? Now tell me whose the drama
lover. I haven't had no big drama in my life in almost 8 months.
Ever since Tyler came around my life has been drama free. The only thing
that hit the fan was the whole Janelle and Greg thing. I was mad about that
for awhile,

then it was just all Kelly trying to get me going again. As usual.
The person who really is the drama starter is her not me. All you fools are
nothing but pathetic who don't know when to drop shit. I mean come on now.
My life is great without none of you guys in it. At first I was upset cause I lost
someone. Haha wanna know whats funny though? I was best friends with
Kelly for almost 3 years. I've only been best friends with Cody for not even a
full year yet and the only person I cared about losing was Cody and I got him
back. See atleast he can actually admit when he screws up! Now for the last
time, Kelly and your "crew" live your pathetic little lives and I'll live my own
life. Stop starting things up cause the more you do that the more pathetic you
get. Find something better to do with your lifes rather then wasting it away
by holding a grudge. All of you guys I know can find more amusement then
keeping this going cause it got stupid a long time ago and it should have
stopped a long time ago but you keep on bringing it back up. Actually, seeing
that you do keep on bringing this up I guess it is the only form of amusement
you have. But seriously Kelly, drop it. You usually have alot of good points
that you throw out and what not but now it's so different. You yourself
are always the one who knows when things are going to far. Your smart when
it comes to drama. At first you said it was stupid and everyone was to
idiotic to stop, and yes I am calling myself an idiot for not stopping aswell.
But now I think you should start listening to yourself now. All you're doing is
calling me a hoe and what not when you know damn right I'm not one.
Kelly your not normally the pathetic one, your usually the one who makes
the other person look and sound pathetic and I don't want to say but for once
the tides have turned. You're being the pathetic one. I mean look, we haven't
said nothing to eachother in almost 3 weeks to a month then you have to
get Matt to send me a message. That right there shows your pathetic and just
low. Why can't you just let it go? And no this isn't a letter trying to beg for
forgiveness cause I'm not. Honestly that's the last thing I want, all I'm saying
is STOP cause you're making yourself sound pathetic and like you have
nothing better to do. I mean if you really wanted to say something to me then
why didn't you say something the night you saw me and Tyler at Esso?
Why do you have to get someone else to do your dirty work for you? Okay now
stop, it's OVER. Give it up and stop trying to start things, cause no matter
what you say or do it's not going to get me going. I have my own things to worry
about, not some dumb drama that you won't drop. Oh, but before I end this,
I have one more thing to say.
I told you so![/i][/font][/center][/size]