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02:30am | Jun 07, '07 | No Comments
so there are these two girls who one day decided to become rappers
there names are Estaban and Escribe.
one day Escribe came up to Estaban and said
"im pregnant"
"really! whos the father?"
"you, you retard"
"oh..."
So they were thinking of names and what would be better to fight in
pudding
cake
or mud
somone came up with pie
but anyways
they wanted a sweedish name
"whats a sweedish name?"
"helga?"
"ew no"
"olga"
"thats the ugliest name ever"
"lets merge out names"
"ESTABE!"
"nahhh ESCRIBAN!"
"yes..our kid is giong to be made fun of so harshly"
"so he'll have hot moms"
"so they will all be friends with him "
"he'll be like mom why do all my friends have a daddy?"
"haha"
"ill be like Estaban is your daddy she.. i mean he got a sex change when he was born"
"because my parents didnt like me being a boy"
"exactly you had mean parents"
"i kno thats why i killed them"
"oh"
Then the bell went and the rappers went to class