[1.] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
[2.] You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
[3.] The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.
[4.] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the .T.V.
[6.] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
[7.] You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
[8.] As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
[9.] And.. you were too busy to notice number 5.
[10.] You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5.
[11.] And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
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*Once Upon a Time*
*Something Happened To me*
*It was the Sweetest Thing*
*That ever could be*
*It was a Fantasy*
*A dream Come True*
*It was the Day*
*That i Met You*
¤ boy:i saw her today ¤
¤ girl: i saw him today ¤
¤ boy: it seems like its been forever¤
¤ girl: i wonder if he still cares¤
¤ boy: she looks better then before ¤
¤ girl: i couldnt stop staring at him ¤
¤ boy: i asked her how things were going ¤
¤ girl: i asked about his new girlfriend¤
¤ boy: id choose her over any girl im with ¤
¤ girl: he's probably really happy right now ¤
¤ boy: i couldnt look at her without starting to cry ¤
¤ girl: he couldn't even look at me ¤
¤ boy: i told her i miss her ¤
¤ girl: i wonder if he really misses me¤
¤ boy: i meant it ¤
¤ girl: he didn't mean it¤
¤ boy: i love her ¤
¤ girl: he loves his new girlfriend ¤
¤ boy: i held her for the last time¤
¤ girl: he gave me a friendly hug ¤
¤ boy: then i went home and cried ¤
¤ girl: then i went home and cried¤
¤ boy: i lost her ¤
¤ girl: i still love him ¤
I wait to hear you laugh,
The laughter of yesterday,
I can still feel the love,
When your hands hold me so tight,
I just close my eyes in the warmth of that special moment,
But when my eyes are open,
I'm here all by myself,
Just holding onto the wind,
Holding onto unrealistic memories of you and I.
Fuck it..Why Should I Love You When You Don't Love Me Back
If it makes me a bitch cause
I wont let you walk all over me,
Then fine i am a bitch now let it be.
If it makes me a bitch cause
I speak my mind,
Then i guess i am and it wont change over time.
If it makes me a bitch cause
i say whats true,
then thats fine with me how about you?
If it makes me a bitch cause
i know im smart,
okay then but that dont mean i have no heart.
If it makes me a BitcH cause
i dont put up with anything,
Then i am a bitch i know i aint no king.
If it makes me a bitch cause
i do the things i do,
Then i'd rather be a bitch then be like you!!!
'10 Reasons To Date a Hockey Player'
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because Baseball players only know how to hit balls
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty... he said no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever... he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry... he said no.
She had heard enough...
As she walked away, tears streaming down her face,the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty... you're beautiful.
I dont want to be with you forever... I need to be with you forever.
And i wouldnt cry if you walked away... i'd die...
Do you ever put you arms out,
and spin and spin r.e.a.l.l.y fast?
...Because that's what love's like.
It makes your heart race,
and it turns the world upside-down,
but if your not carful,
if you don't k.e.e.p. you eyes on something still...
you can lose your balence,
and then you can't see what's happening to the people around you.
You can't see that your about to fall.
Things That Are Impossible To Say When Ur Drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
[ Boy and girl on motorbike ]
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, your scary me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realizd that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it......
meant that he would die
I'm gonna draw a picture,
A picture on my wrist.
I'll draw it with a razor,
I'll draw it just like this.
And from this pretty picture,
A fountain will appear.
And then all of my problems,
Will slowly disappear....
My special friends:
Girls:
Kelsey.. what can i say about kelsey... you are
the frist person that i met here..
i have to admit when i first met
you i thought that you were a bitch!
but not now.. we do like everything
together.. and i must say... we are
mature!... mature like foxes!BFFL<3
Lysh.. you have gone thro soooo much this year.. i will stick with
you no matter what! you will always have
me by your side backing you up!.. anywho...
member all those fun nights playing "wave-tag"
but not actually playing!... (i'll just leave it like that)
BFFL<3
15 things to do when your bored in Walmart!~!*
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in
housewares,...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".
THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. .
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. .
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and
say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if
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*~*sluts
*~*fighting with your friends
*~* fighting over guys
*~*spiders=icky
*~*snakes=icky too
*~*clowns
*~*Lamas
*~*people who sing and think that their great and there not....
