Your Existing Situation
Working to create for himself a firm foundation on which to erect a secure, comfortable, and problem-free future, in which he will be granted respect and recognition.
Your Stress Sources
Wants to overcome a feeling of emptiness and of separation from others. Believes that life still has far more to offer and that he may miss his share of experiences if he fails to make the best use of every opportunity. He therefore pursues his objectives with a fierce intensity and commits himself deeply and readily. Feels himself to be completely competent in any field in which he engages, and can sometimes be considered by others to be interfering or meddlesome. (that last part is prolly true)
Your Restrained Characteristics
Trying to calm down and unwind after a period of over-agitation which has left him listless and devoid of energy. In need of peace and quiet; becomes irritable if this is denied him.
Exacting in his emotional demands, especially during moments of intimacy leaving him frustrated in his desire for a perfect union. (Do I now?)
Your Desired Objective
Wants to make a favorable impression and be rewarded as a special personality. Is therefore constantly on the watch to see whether he is succeeding in this and how others are reacting to him; this makes him feel that he is in control. Uses tactics cleverly in order to obtain influence and special recognition. Susceptible to the esthetic or original.
(I think it applies. Almost.)
Your Actual Problem
Has a fear that he might be prevented from achieving the things he wants. This leads him to employ great personal charm in his dealings with others, hoping that this will make it easier for him to reach his objectives. (I am pretty sure I have no charm...)
Your Actual Problem #2
Seeks to avoid criticism and to prevent restriction of his freedom to act, and to decide for himself by the exercise of great personal charm in his dealings with others.
(deciding for myself, by exercising charm with others? How does that make sense?)
(Answer any of the brackets as needed I guess...)
lifes just wasting away, as another year passes me by... Too quickly, it seems all to fade...
From a guy's point of veiw
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
When guys meet a girl, that they fall hard for and spend whole nights
and days spending it with them, they obviously like you, its not that they want a huge friendship
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Unless someone is dying,
it can wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty, gorgeous, cute or stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote that.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood we're in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, we think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or our tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of
"Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED
RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS
SORRY ASS, HE'S DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND
SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTERRESPECT
You need...
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your
lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who doesn't piss you off just for laughs, fuck them.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..
........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT
*****Give the nice guys a chance*****
*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Guys repost this if you agree, girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this
I actually believe this lol. Like... Yeah.
I gots me a new cell, Number is 780-333-3409. Dont Bother Calling, But if you want me to Add you to contacts, Txt with name.
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
lol, the Answer to life the universe and everything = 42!
when things seem to good to be true... thats because they usually are...
I think i've just been made the happiest man alive today!
There was once a girl , she was talking to her mom on the phone ;
Girl : Hello ?
Mom : hey hunny .
Girl : oh hey .
Mom : look, i`m on my way out now,
so i wont be home to open the door ,
i`ll leave a key under then matt .
Girl : okay !
Mom : bye, love you .
Girl : love you too .
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as the girl got home, her mom`s vehicle was there . that was kindof confusing .
so she called her mom to ask where she was.
Mom : Hello ?
Girl : hey mom . uh , what`s wrong with
your voice ?
Mom : uh , cold .
Girl : you`re not my mom , you don`t sound
like, that . WHERES MY MOM !
Muderer : you`re right, i`m not your mom .
you`re mom is safe with me . right now ,
i`ll call you later . and if you listen, you`re
mom will be okay , love you .
Girl : *hangs up*
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the girl ran into her house . she yelled, "MOM !" but no answer .
she picked up the phone, to call 911. but right as she pressed
talk, the call was interupted by the other line .
Girl : hello ?
Murderer : hello .
Girl : oh my god ! why are you doing this ! ?
Muderer : because i can . lucky for me, there is
a thing called, hacking into phone lines . i never
knew it would work untill today .
Girl : fine, what do you want me to do .
Murderer : oh, you`ll find out soon .
* hangs up *
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the girl was scared to death , and she called 911 . they never showed up,
she waited at least half an hour . before she knew it, her cell phone rang .
Girl : yes ?
Murderer : why`d you call the cops ?
Girl : because you have my mom !
Murderer : well, not any more. since you
called the cops, you`ll never get her back .
turn around, Sarah .
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the man was right behind sarah , and she got killed before she knew it,
but her mom wasn`t dead . her mom was at a party with some work
friends. she just left her vehicle at home . her friend drove her, and when
her mom got back, there was a note on the table saying , " mom, i love
you . i`m sorry that this had to happen . but i stood up for you, you`re
welcome . you`re my everything, i love you with everything i have,
Love, Sarah "
her mom bursted out crying .
if you love your mother enough to do this, repost this
as, " i love you " in 5 minutes
You do it like this:
Dear (the person who last msged you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it that night ___2___ ___3___. I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - The first of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avacado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - my kid rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
MTV; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That you have never noticed it
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - Your socks
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Always have loved having you as a friend
I/J - Never openly mocked
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Your collection of Barbie Dolls
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go and milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - buzz off now
France - In pain
Dear (the person who last msged you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.
I think I realized it That night In your apartment. I saw you Carve your initials into The crazy monk.
I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory.
You should also know that I Always will remember Our friendship.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Barron
HONESTLY UNDERLINE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE IN 07/08 SCHOOL YEAR
u lost a friend
stayed single the whole year
kissed someone new
made out in a car
kissed in the snow
kissed in the rain
fell in love
had your heart broken
broke someone else's heart
had a stalker
questioned your sexual orientation
came out of the closet
got married
had a divorce
had a gay marriage
dated someone you'll never forget dating
done something you've regretted
lost your true love
lost faith in love
cried over a guy / girl
kissed under mistletoe
shoplifted
caught a shoplifter
been caught shoplifting.
got a promotion
got a raise/changed jobs
lost your job
quit your job
applied for a job
got fired from your job
did something you were proud of
discovered a new talent
were involved in something you'll never forget
painted a picture
wrote a poem
ran a mile
listened to music you couldn't stand
skinny-dipped
went to a sleepover
went camping
threw surprise party
had a party thrown for you
laughed till you cried
laughed till you peed in your pants
slept the whole day
flirted with a boy / girl / boyfriend / girlfriend
visited a different country
cooked a disasterous meal
lost something important to you
got a gift you adore
realized something new about yourself
tripped over a coffee table
dyed your hair
came close to losing your life
someone close to you died
went to a party
did drug(s)
got arrested
read a great book
saw a great movie
pretended to like someone
saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
saw one of your favorite bands / artists live
saw someone famous in person
did something you want to tell everyone
enjoyed this year overall
The strong must protect the Sweet. - Homer Simpson
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.
- Homer Simpson
Homer no function beer well without. - Homer Simpson
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! - Homer Simpson
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -Homer Simpson
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! - Homer Simpson
Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
- Homer Simpson
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. - Homer Simpson'
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. - Homer Simpson
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. - Homer Simpson
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.' - Homer Simpson
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! - Homer Simpson
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