Jokes

I bought a dictionary, first thing i did was look up the word dictionary,
it said "your an ass hole"
haha

I was on the train and i heard this guy say to his friend
" Man I'm really good at checkers"
which is the same as saying
" man i'm not good at alot of things"

Batteries are the most dramatic object, some objects get worn out or break,
but batteries they DIE
"why aren't you listenin to your walkman", "I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning,
they were so young"
if your a battery your either working or your dead, its a shit life haha

Cotton balls is an example of something i would buy but would not want to have as a nickname
"this is my friends leo and erik oh and this over here is cotton ballz" haha

if you want to sound like a creep just add the word ladies to the end of everything you say
"thanks for coming to my show... ladies" lol


COLEEE!!
Okay i know i have only known you for
a couple of months but i know you are absoultely
amazing and you mean the world to me.
But i cant wait for you to come back to
Paiges cabin on may long! we had so much fun
the last time from like tubing in the freezing cold water
dance offs at like 12 at night. hide and seek cause were
gay haha and being hipnotised or whatever. And so much
more but i wont forget any of that its also where i guess i met you
and got so close with you so im really glad i got to no you
and realize your pretty sweet. And yeah Brendan is a tool
but hes actully pretty sweet at times and hilarious.
And yeeah and i no we have had some ups and downs
but we got through them and things are going great.
Love you lots
P.S do not erase this!!!
Lovee Shayna