Incase you were having trouble labeling yourself
some fuck wad on nexopia made up a little test to let you know what catagory you fall into
because if you wernt aware before, humans can be placed neatly in 5 or so little categorys,
so read up kiddies
-Redneck-
[_] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[_] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
[_] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[x] Do you like to get dirty? -
[ ] Do you like country music?
[X] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? (in my old house)
[X] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[_] Do you live on more then 2 acres?
[_] Do you have more than 4 different animals at your home?
[_] Do you consider hunting a sport?
30% redneck
-Goth-
[X] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[ ] Is most of your clothing dark?
[_] Do you think about death often?
[_] Do you want to die?
[_] Are you a social outcast?
[X] Are you pale?
[_] Do you like Hot Topic?
[_ Do you enjoy Tim burton movies?
[ ] Are you mean?
[_] Do you wear chunky black boots? (hooker heels)
20% Goth
-Punk-
[ ] Can you skateboard?
[x] Do you wear Vans?
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[x] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
[ ] Do you watch the x-games?
[x] Do you have any piercings?
[ ] Do you like/wear mohawks?
[x] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[ ] Have you called someone a poser?
[_] Do you wear sock like garments on your arms?
50% Punk
-Prep-
[ ] Do you say the word "like"a lot?
[_] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/Aero?
[_] Do you pop the collar?
[_] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
[_] Is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen?
[_] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
[_ Do you like pop music?
[_] Do you want/have a little dog?
[_] Love to wear bright colours?
[_] Attend private school?
0% Prep
-Hippie-
[X] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[x] Do you want to save the animals? (im a vegitarian)
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[X] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?
[x] Have you ever participated in a protest? (greenpeace baby)
[x] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree? (who hasnt?)
[_] Wear patchouli oil?
[x] Have a deep concern for the environment/environmental issues?
[X] live in a trailer or tent at some point (if camping counts)
90% Hippie
-Gangsta-
[_] Do you act ghetto?
[_] Do you wear do-rags?
[ ] Do you like hip-hop?
[ ] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[ ] Do you believe he's alive?
[x] Do you like afros?
[ ] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
[x] Do you like to dance?
[ ] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
[ ] Wear really baggy jeans?
20% Gangsta
-Emo-
[ ] Do you cry often?
[x] Do you wear hoodies? ... who dosnt
[x] Do you like soft music?
[] Do people not understand you?
[x] Do you write your own poems?
[x] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
[] Do you cut your own hair?
[] Are you lonely?
[_] Is "Ohio is for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights, a good song?
[ ] Perform some sort of self mutilation?
40% Emo
-Surfer-
[ ] Do you surf?
[x] Do you wear flip flops year-round?
[ ] Is your hair shaggy?
[_] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[_ Are you tan?
[x] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[x] Do you hate tourists?
[_] Are your hands and face darker than the rest of your body?
[_] Do you know the terms "grommet" "cutback" and "closeout"?
40% Surfer
-Geek-
[_] Do you wear glasses?
[_] Do you get good grades?
[_] Do you use an inhaler?
[_] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[_] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[_] Are you on the computer often?
[_] Do you ever get picked on?
[_] Do you look forward to going to school?
[_] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[_] Do you play video games?
0% Nerd
-Stoner-
(X)do you smoke reefer
(X) do you think pot should be legal
(X) have you ever said that pot is a way of life
(X) have you ever had your own pipe or bong
(x) have you ever bought more than $600 in pot
(X) is weed you drug of choice
(X) have you done mushrooms
(X) ever say maaaaaaaan lets go look at thoose lights
(X) is reeses pices the best thing to ever hapen to man kind for muchies FUCK YEAH!
(X) do you get high at LEAST 5 times a week on average
100% stoner
So there you have it
Im 30 percent redneck
who would have known
20% goth,
oh lord
50% punk haha
0% prep
not suprising
90% hippie, not suprising either
20 g-unit hahahahahaha
40 emo
cry me a fuckin river
40 surfer
.... but ive never been surfing in my life
0 nerd
but 100% stoner
at least one things right
cronic
