how sex starts
a smile leads to a laugh
a laugh leads to a high 5
a high 5 leads to a hug
a hug leads to a kiss
a kiss leads to a make out
make out leads to a feel up
a feel up leads to a finger
a finger leads to a hand
a hand leads to a lick
a lick leads to a suck
a suck leads to a fuck.
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
you add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
leave your solution
and pray you don't multiply
post this right after u read it.
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 minutes, your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 11:11
Why Is Life This Never Ending World Of Hate.....
Why Is Love Something That Can Change So Fast.....
Why Is Friendship Something People Take For Granted......
Why Is Hope Something That I Can Never Hold For Long.....
Why Is Thinking Something I Cant Stop Doing......
Why Why Why.....
I Cant Stop Thinking About All These Whys In My Life....
I Just Hope I Can Get My Act Together Fast Enough To Save Our Friendship....
I Really Wanna Be Friends With You.....
But I Can't Be The Only One That Is Trying....
You Got To Help Me......
Or At Least Tell Me So I Can Stop Trying.....
Hey Everyone....
As You All Probably Know Im Back From Camp......
And You All Probably Know I Had A Amazing Time.....
And That I Wanna Go Back....
But What You Guys Dont Know Is That Im Different.....
According To Alot Of People Who Saw Me Since I Have Been Back....
I Have Changed Alot.....
But What I Dont Know If Its A Good Change....
Or A Bad One.....
But Anyways......
How Have You Guys Been....
Any New Guys Or Girls??????
I Wanna Know Everything.....
We Got To Exchange Stories......
Cause I Got Alot Of Stories To Tell The Girls.....
And Maybe Some For The Guys....
I Love All You Guys.....
And I Wanna Hang Out With You People.....
Give Me A Shout....
And We Can Set Up A Time And Place.....
All my bags are packed,
Im ready to go.
Im standing here outside ur door.
I hate to wake u up to say goodbye.
But the dawn is breaking early more.
Taxi's waiting hes blown his horn.
Im ready im so lonesome i could die.
So kiss me and smile for me,
Tell me that you'll wait for me,
Hold me like you'll never let go.
Cause im leaving on a jet plane,
Don't know when ill be back again.
OOO babe i hate to go.
Going To QUADRA
Be Back In 6 Weeks
Write To Me
Cadet Kayla Bruce
Bosn Tg2
HMCS Quadra
Comox BC
V9N 8A1
I'm Going To
Miss You All So Much
And I'm Thinking
We All Gotta Hang
When I Get Back!!!!!
There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I'll tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I think of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring.....
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, oh, let me kiss you
And close your eyes and I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times that I won't have to say...
Thursday April the 9th 2009, don't go to school at all!
Play sick and do whatever you can to stay at home.
Let's see if we can make it to the Guiness Book Of World Records for the most absence of students!
Mark it on your calender and
DON'T FORGET IT!
Pass the message on
FRIENDS WITH BENEFIITS
Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social reject, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"
The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a msg that says "I'D HIT IT"
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you
So I went to the movies with ryan megan and jeremy and me and megan were ordering popcorn... and the girl asked us if we wanted butter or magerine and were like we dont know so we turned around and asked jeremy who was behind us ad he was like BUTTA..... It Was Really Funny........
THIS IS THE HOT TEST....HOW HOT R U?
SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST.
1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?
a) Dark
b) Light
2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:
a) Go to a party
b) Go out to eat
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:
a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise
4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF:
a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks
5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
a) Louie Vuitton
b) coach
c) againt all odds?
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING?
a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida
7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO:
a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler
8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December
9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE INSTRUMENT OUT OF:
a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle
11) NAME A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER:
Carlos
**ANSWERS**>>>>
1.
a. dark= sexy [5points]
b. light = sweet [2 points]
2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]
4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [5]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [2]
5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. London = You are quiet, and like the cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]
7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l. December = warm [3]
9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]
11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN
18-20=OKAY
21-35 = Rather HOTT
36+ = ow u burn
40 whoot (well i think i counted right...!)
lol any ain't i smokin
NOW YOU, Pick a friend, any friend, and choose the correct answer, and fill in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them, See what they say. It's Funny!
1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey -]Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks
8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L -Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Tea – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – I'm scratching my ass as you read this
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
France -Love always
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England– With tears of sadness
Dear (friend),
I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it when (2), (3) and I saw you (4) (5).
I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand that (7).
I'm burning(8), but I'll keep the (9) as a memory.
You should also know that (10) and (11).
(12)
(your Name)
Dear Katrina
I don't really know how to tell you this, But Our socks don't match . I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, At the mental hospital and I saw you Pull the pants off of My salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're Sly enough to understand that I may pee my pants.
I'm burning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I Always wanted to break your legs and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Best of luck on the sex-change
Kayla<3
Lol thats kool mine beats yours.....lol
NOW YOU, Pick a friend, any friend, and choose the correct answer, and fill in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them, See what they say. It's Funny!
1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey -]Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks
8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L -Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Tea – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – I'm scratching my ass as you read this
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
France -Love always
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England– With tears of sadness
Dear (friend),
I don't really know how to tell you this, (1). I think I realized it when (2), (3) and I saw you (4) (5).
I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand that (7).
I'm burning(8), but I'll keep the (9) as a memory.
You should also know that (10) and (11).
(12)
(your Name)
Dear Katrina
I don't really know how to tell you this, But Our socks don't match . I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, At the mental hospital and I saw you Pull the pants off of My salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're Sly enough to understand that I may pee my pants.
I'm burning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I Always wanted to break your legs and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Best of luck on the sex-change
Kayla<3
Lol thats kool mine beats yours.....lol
