"My girl bought some trashy lingerie. It was fun until my pubes got lodged in the cheap plastic zipper."

"I once mixed up 'oh, god' and 'i love you' and shouted, 'i love you, god!'"

"I screamed midsex because i felt something crawling on me. Turns out that one of the girls hair extensions
had fallen out onto the bed, then stuck to my sweaty chest as we were rolling around."