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05:48am | Nov 06, '08 | No Comments
Okay so a guy is
near the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his
younger brother who is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home
for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little brother is already asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is
sleeping below so he tells his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it
harder and "tomato" if she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up,
"Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
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