Sex, drugs, rock n roll
Weed, speed, birth control
life's a bitch then you die
Don't get drunk, just get high
Stoners live, stoners die
but in the end they all get high
Party hard, rock n roll
Drink a fifth, smoke a bowl
smoke a blunt till you choke
life's a bitch then you die
Smoke some weed, and let's get high
Party hearty, rock and roll
drink a keg, smoke a bowl
we're the stoners, we've got class
fuck with us, we'll kick your ass
To all you preps who think you're cool
Well fuck right off cause stoners rule
I'm hooked on weed
....still can't read.
One day ablack ma walke into a cafe.
Everyone stared at him.The owner came out and said, "We do not allow colored people in here. Please leave." The black man replied, "I, sir, was born black, grew up black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I'm in the sun too long I'm black, when I'm sick I'm black, and when I die I'll still be black. But you sir, you were born pink, you grew up white, when you're cold you turn blue, when you're in the sun too long you turn red, when you're sick you are green, and when you die you go purple, and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
ANYBODY NEED QUESTIONS ANSWERED, JUST ASK ME. PLEASE KNOW THAT I AM HONEST. I WISH EVERYONE COULD ASK ME QUESTIONS, BUT THERE IS JUST NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TO ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER, SO PLEASE ASK ME. ANYBODY NEED TO TALK ABOUT LIFE? NEED ADVICE? NEED TO QUIT SMOKING, DRINKING, GAMBLING? JUST ASK FOR HELP AND I WILL HELP YOU. MSG THE WORD, QUESTION FOR QUESTIONS, TALK FOR TALKING, ADVICE FOR ADVICE, AND HELP FOR HELP. WHAT EVER ONE YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. THANX. MY NAME IS JAY.





