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Rr-->andOm things with sam....the coolest p3 rson of all hehe

how to meet new people at the movies:[/b][/u]
1) walk into the theatre but stay at the top JUST able to see if there are any hotties sitting alone meaing without girls
2) muster up the courage to walk down the theatre steps and sit at the very end of the row where the hotties are
3) 5 minutes after you sat down leave...pretending to get a drink or something....come back quickly and casualy sit one seat closer to the hotties
4) repeat step 3
5) and again
6) repeat step three until there is one seat between you and the hotties
7) if the hotties are smart they will say very loudly that they need a drink or something and leave
8 ) when they come back they sit right next to you meaning NO[/b] seats between you and the hotties and they start a nice conversation with you and your friend
9) for the rest of the movie you and your awsome cool friend and your new found hotties laugh the gay movie away !!!

still under construction haha...like always




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funniest shit yet....in ryans room

Kyle: why do you have so many guys on your wall ryan?
Ryan: what are talking about? there are no guys on my walls...
Kyle: yes there are look right there....
Ryan looks up at his wall
Ryan: omg Kyle that is a FUCKING flag....fuck
Kyle: still ryan it is on your wall
Ryan: that shit doesn't count....get a life
Kyle runs around the room pointing at all the teddy bears
Kyle: so you are saying this turtle and this bear aren't guys??
Ryan: those are FUCKING stuffed animals.....fuck Kyle drop it
Kyle: okay okay fine

10 minutes later

Kyle finds this teddy bear hanging from a hook. He grabs it.
Kyle: Ryan are you saying this teddy bear is a girl? huh? huh?
Ryan: fuck Kyle fuck I thought we dropped this subject like 10 minutes ago....fuck....go up stairs to mom you fag...get a life...its a bear
and I was just laughing the hole time.....really really hard