Pick a friend, any friend, and choose the correct answer, and fill it in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them. See what they say. It's funny!

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - At the mental hospital
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbass
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – I love Oprah Winfrey
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - You ruined my attempts at another world war
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
USA - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my ass
France – With tears of sadness


Now, FILL IT IN ..



Dear (Friend) ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ and ___11___.
___12___,
(your name)

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the mental hospital and I saw you insult my knee caps.
Im sure you’re senile enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumbass.
You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and im scratching my ass as you read this.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Calista

ahaha thats awesome ahah, it made my day

FEMALE SURVEY
Does your password have to do with a boy?
Im not that gay

What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
Make me laugh, smile, just be them. Try not to let their ego get in the way.

Are you a girly girl?
I don’t really know…I like to look good, but damn do I swear like a man

Small or big purses?
Big ones eheh

What is the first thing u look for in a guy?
eyes, smile, laugh, personality

Do you stay friends with your ex's?
depending on how the relationship ended, and how the relationship was

Did you dress up on Halloween?
Hell yea

Do you call anybody by their last name?
yea

Do you wear makeup?
yup

Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
Yea, but mouth open or not I still look like a fucking mental patient

Have you ever cooked food for a guy?
Hell no, he can get his bitch ass in the kitchen

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
Ahaha yea

Have you ever broken a guy's heart?
yea

Flats or Heels?
both

Skirts or jeans?
Prefer jeans, cover my white as hell legs

Socks or leggings?
Socks, fuck leggings

Heels or sneakers?
both

Straight or curly hair?
Straight, I look weird with curly

Hoops or dangling earrings?
both

Have you ever had your heart broken?
To many times

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Meh, don’t matter

Do you have a best friend?
Yea, a couple

What do you think about the person you like?
Fuck boys

Do you like your life?
yea

Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
Ahah yea

Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yea, I thought I was going to drown lol jk

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
yup

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
yup

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
yup

IN A BOY:
a real man lol

Well educated or Dropout?
educated

Good cook or took you out a lot?
Home cooking, don’t want him to get fat, and I sure as hell don’t want to get fat

Funny or Serious?
both.

Romantic or Daredevil?
both

Cute or Hot?
both

Long or short hair?
Umm…well long hair can get gross if he doesn’t wash it, so im thinking short

Smoker or nonsmoker?
I don’t know, I have smoked too….

NEW YEARS WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!
ehehee but the hangover was hell lol

ONE - Spell your name without vowels: clst
TWO - Are you single? yea
THREE - Whats your favorite number? 11
FOUR - What color do you wear most? blue, white,…I dunno
FIVE - Least favorite color?: pink
SIX - What are you listening to? Rihanna
SEVEN - What do you smoke? Ive smoke many things
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now? yea.
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? I don’t think so
TEN - What is your favorite class in school? English
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/abercrombie/AE?: yea
TWELVE - How do you make money? On the corner
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend? Do more then 2 count
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school? innisfail high.
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing? Depends on who you ask.
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you? stupid
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes? Haha boots
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses? Did….they broke L
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now? Umm I dunno
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now? Nothing I can think of
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now? i dunno, not really.

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: yea.
Can you dance? Haha, honestly who really knows how to dance
Can you do a cart wheel?: yea.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: no
Can you touch your toes?: yea
Can you whistle?: yea
Can you wiggle your ears?: no
Can you wiggle your nose? yea
can you roll your tongue?: yea

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight at school?: no
Did you ever run away from home?: no
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: haha no
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: no

THE DOS:
Do you believe in God?: don’t even get me started on the topic of God
Do you know how to swim?: yea
Do you like roller coasters?: yea
Do you own a bike?: I traded that for a car
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? no

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run through your family? Ahah no
Does your car get good gas mileage?: yea
Does your family have family picnics?: no

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: no
Have you ever asked someone out?: yea
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: yea
Have you ever been to the ocean?: I wish
Have you ever gone fishing?: yea, hated it…fucking boring
Have you ever painted your nails?: yea

THE HOWS:
How did you find out about Nexopia: friends
How many Nexo friends have you met in person?:?? all.
How tall are you?: I dunno, not too tall
How much money do you have on you right now?: over $2000

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with? Jon, Justin, Cole Y, Darcy, and Tim
Last thing you said out loud? shit.
Last thing someone said to you? I dunno I don’t pay attention

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: Indestructible - Disturbed
What is the temperature outside?: -30.
What radio station do you listen to?: don’t listen to radio
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: sandys
What was the last thing you bought?: beer
What was the last thing you had to drink?: water.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: CSI

THE WHOS:
Who is your newest friend you added to nexopia?: I dunno
Who was the last person you MSN'd: when was the last time I was on MSN?
Who talked to you on the phone last?: Gina
Who was the last person you took a picture of? Jon and I
Who was the last person to leave you a comment?: I deleted my comments
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: family, friends who the fuck knows

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out? yea.
Ever cried yourself to sleep? yea.
Ever woke up crying? Yea haha scared shitless
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? yep.
Ever cried over the opposite sex? yep.
Do you cry when you get an injury? no
Do certain songs make you cry? yea.
Do certain movies make you cry? yea



HAPPY SECTION:
Are you a happy person? yes
What can make you happy? friends, men, crystal(lil baby Asian feet), gina(pretty), jon cause he is awesome, Justin cause he just rocks, rock!!
Do you wish you were happier? no
Is being happy overrated?fuck no
Can music make you happy? yes

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken? Too many times
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them? no
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you' to you? yea

HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: yep.
Are you a mean bully? I can be
Do you hate George Bush? Yea

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low? no.
Do you believe in yourself? I dunno
Are you good looking? Depends who you ask
Do you wish you could be someone else? Somedays, when I feel like ass
LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color? Blonde, brown. black
Current piercings? Ears, nose, belly button
Have any tattoos? none
Straight hair or curly: right now? wavy

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing? A white sweater thingy
Pants: jeans
Shoes? socks
Necklaces? White gold chain with diamond hearts

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone? yep.
Been on the phone until the sun came up? Yep.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants? Haha almost
Laughed so hard you cried? Oh yea all the time
Got in a fight with someone? Wat type of fight?

THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person? mom
Person you talked to online? cody
Person you talked to on the phone? crystal
Person you hugged? 2 minutes will be crystal
Person you kissed? No one
Time you had a shower? At 1:30

[X] Gotten detention.
[X] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[] Gotten suspended.
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total: 3

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] Missed school 'cause you felt like it.
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.


Total so far: 8

[X] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[X] Texted people during class.
[X] Passed notes.
[X] Threw stuff across the room.
[X] Laughed at the teacher.


Total so far:13

[x ] Pulled down the fire alarm
[X] Went on myspace, facebook, xanga, hotmail etc. on the computer at school.
[X]Took pictures during school hours.
[X]Called someone during school hours.
[X] Listened to an iPod, cd, etc. during class.

Total so far: 18


[x] Threw something at the teacher.
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[X] Broke the dress code.
[ ] Failed a class.
[X] Ate food during class.

Total so far: 22

[X] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[X] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[X] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[X] Swore during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.

Total so far: 26

[X] Faked your parents signature.
[X] Slept in class.
[x] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[X] Copied homework.

Total: 30

Multiply by 3

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