[x] Are you asian in the first place?
[x] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an asian language?
[ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[x] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa?
total: 8
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[x] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[x] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both an asian and an english name
[x] Do you watch / read anime?
[ ] Do you listen to techno?
total: 7
[x] Do you listen to asian music?
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[x] Do you play the violin/piano? (used to)
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are you going / taking any honors classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
Total: 5
[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[x] Do you speak your asian language w/ your friends? (sometimes)
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an asian community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Do you have small eyes? [i] duno...]
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[ ] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[ ] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 4
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Were/are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?!
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read manga?
[x] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ ] Do you have AzN PrIdE?!
Total: 6
* Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how asian you are
whoaa..... 60% asian....[/font][/color]
[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I mostly always did my homework/work
[] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[ ]I think politics are exciting
[ ]My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
Total: 2
[x] I show up for school/work every day, unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
[] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week
Total: 2
[ ]I do the dishes everyday
[x] I can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When I say I'm going to do something, I usually do it.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can wash a car
[x] I can make adults laugh
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[ ] I always pay attention in school
[ ] I remember to feed my pets.
Total: 6
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] I listen to my elders.
[] I can type fast.
Total: 4
[] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[x] I know that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
[x] People have said that I act/look older than I am.
Total: 4
Now add up how many [x]'s you have
my inner age is 18. xD
