1.Your Full Name:

2. Age:

3. Single or Taken:

4. Favorite Movie:

5. Favorite Song:

6. Favorite Band/Artist:

7. Dirty or Clean:

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Do we know each other outside of nexopia?

2. Whats your philosophy on life?

3. Would you have my back in a fight?

4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?

5. What is your favorite memory of us?

6. Would you give me a kidney?

7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:

8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

9. Can we get together and make a cake?

10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?

11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

12. Do you think I'm a good person?

13. Would you drive across country with me?

14. Do you think I'm attractive?

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?

16. What do you wear to sleep?

17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

20. Would you be a fellow ninja with me?

21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

BIGGEST GIRL SURVEY EVER ! !
don't be shy, fill it all out!
1. Do you sleep in your bra? sometimes
2. Have you kissed any one on your friends list? yes...
3. Are you happy with your looks? On a good day
4. Do you enjoy drama? ...depends on what kind and who's causing
5. Are you a girly girl? Not really
6. Who was the last person you hugged? ummm.. Kris I believe
7.Small or large purses? small
8. Are you short? not really
9. Do you like someone? I hope so
10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? Slap them
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Yup
12. Do you think you’re conceited? Nope
13. Do you dress up on Halloween? sometimes
14. Are you double jointed? no
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? In a car
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Nope
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? not this time no
18. Do you call anybody by their last name? No
20. How many guys will read this just because of the subject? Probably none

[x] I do wear make up.
[x]I have cried in a movie theater.
[] I can’t put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] I love to laugh.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[x] I like country.
[x] I carry a purse.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer
[] own a Spice Girls CD.
[] own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[x]Guys are confusing. (sometimes)
[x] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[x]My friends are the best.
[x] I have a pericing other then my ears (used to)

COME ON LADIES, BE TRUTHFUL!
1. What color is your bra that your wearing? pink and black
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Dark...but either is still sexy
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Kinda
4. Do you have a best friend? Yes
5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yup
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic sugery? Nope
7. Do you like your life? Kinda
8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? No
9.Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yes
10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Both
11. How long have you had Nexopia? uh...check the join date in my bio
12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? ...yes!
13. What are your biggest fears? People leaving me, heights.. losing the one I love
14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yep
15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yup
16. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater always a cheater"? no
17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yep
18. Do you ever wish you were famous? No
19. Are you currently missing someone? yes!

THIS GUY OR THAT GUY?
Cowboy or gangster? Gangster
Preppy or punk/goth? Punk/Goth
Face or body? Both
Sweet or sexy? Both
City-slicker or rural guy? Either
Contact or glasses? Either

QUESTIONS
Eyeliner or Mascara? Eyeliner
Pumps or flats? flats
Skirts or pants? Skirts
Socks or leggings? Leggings
Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies
Heels or sneakers? Depends on the heel...
Straight or curly hair? Straight
Hoop or dangling earrings? Hoop
White or black? Black
Diet or regular sodas? Either
Pearls or diamonds? Either
Ipod or cell phone? Cell phone
Friends or family? Friends
Lip gloss or lip stick? Lip gloss
Manicure or pedicures? Both
Tank tops or sweaters? Tank tops
Love or peace? Both

IN A GUY...
Funny or Serious? Funny
Cute or Hot? Both
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Light
Long Hair or Short Hair? Either
Curly Hair or Straight hair? Either
Good Dancer or Good Singer? Both
Basketball Player or Football Player? ....don't care
Jock or Rebel? Rebel
Smoker or Non-smoker? ...non

Dear Mia,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ur horoscope doesn't match.
I think I realized it that night last year at the mental hospital.
I saw you sit on my avacado plant

I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks


I'm returning your contact book, but I'll keep your socks as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when i think of eggplant.

Best regards
-Angel-






You do it like this:

Dear (last person that messaged you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it that night ___2___ ___3___.
I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - The first of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avacado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - my kid rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That you have never noticed it
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - Your socks
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Always have loved having you as a friend
I/J - Never openly mocked
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Your collection of Barbie Dolls
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go and milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - buzz off now
France - In pain

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social reject, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"

The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"

If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a msg that says "I'D HIT IT"

SCARED? LOL

THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you

What Does Your Name Mean?
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : you have a fine ass
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You're a DAMN GOOD KISSER
J : You live life for fun.
K : You are really silly.
L : .Everyone loves you
M : One of the best to have fun with.
N : You are dead sexxy.
O : You are one of the Best in Bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy/ crazy about fucking
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z : Always ready.

A : You like to drink.
N : You are dead sexxy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
E : you have a fine ass
L : .Everyone loves you

AKA

C : You're wild and crazy.
R : Fuckin crazy/ crazy about fucking
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
A : You like to drink.
L: Everyone loves you

13 FUCK YOU's of Nexopia

Fuck you number ONE.
There is NO SUCH THING as a Nexopia Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.


Fuck You number TWO.
To the people who have like 1,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


Fuck you number THREE.
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.


Fuck you number FOUR.
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.


Fuck you number FIVE.
Quit crying because you're not on someones page
Who cares?!?
ITS NEXOPIA!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!


Fuck you number SIX.
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole....


Fuck you number SEVEN.
6th graders who have Nexopia and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming Nexopia for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before Nexopia
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!
Nexopia should really be for adults....


Fuck you number EIGHT.
If you have decided to read this, you are a true nexopia Friend.
Real friends read their blogs
except for the ones about those fucking ringtones....


Fuck you number NINE.
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains


Fuck you number TEN.
If you read a blog and it says something like repost this in
100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some
dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!


Fuck you number ELEVEN.
Nexopia was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as
well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.


Fuck you number TWELVE
PLUS USERS, nuff said.


Fuck you number THIRTEEN
Hit whores...................
they're just plain needy and unstable.


This is a test to see how many people in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


If this made you laugh, or you agree with it, then repost this with..

13 FUCK YOU's of Nexopia.