Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)
1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
8] I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu So Fat
First letter of your name:
A - I molested
B - I beat
C - I came on
D - I choked
E - I peed on
F - I played with
G - I smoked
H - I rode
I - I hijacked
J - I shot
K - I masturbated
L - I humped
M - I broke
N - I had sex with
O - I burned
P - I drove
Q - I watched
R - I cooked
S - I took a picture of
T - I worship
U - I smeared poop on
V - I licked
W - I knitted a sweater for
X - I CTRL-ALT-DELETED
Y - I pwned
Z - I deep-throated
Day of the month you were born:
1 - A ninja
2 - A negro
3 - An alpaca
4 -Your mom
5 - Richard Simmons
6 - God
7 - The Devil
8 - My dad
9 - The six-year-old in my closet
10 - A Priest
11 - Chuck Norris
12 - The Pope
13 - A Water buffalo
14 - A shotgun
15 - A banana
16 - A clock
17 - A Hobbit
18 - A Zucchini
19 - A candlestick
20 - A chicken
21 - A cupcake
22 - A circus midget clown
23 - A spork
24 - My teacher
25 - A Jew
26 - A pizza oven
27 - A steak knife
28 - Myspace
29 - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
30 - A crucifix
31 - A cardboard cutout of Angelina Jolie
Month in which you were born:
1 - for a circumcision?
2 - like mad whoa
3 - to get a job
4 - because Im just THAT hardcore
5 - because Im NOT gay
6 - for money
7 - because Im Emo and I hate my father
8 - because Im an idiot
9 - for crack
10 - because Jesus told me to
11 - and I dont know why
12 - to prove I was a man
