First letter of your name:
A - I molested
B - I beat
C - I came on
D - I choked
E - I peed on
F - I played with
G - I smoked
H - I rode
I - I hijacked
J - I shot
K - I masturbated
L - I humped
M - I broke
N - I had sex with
O - I burned
P - I drove
Q - I watched
R - I cooked
S - I took a picture of
T - I worship
U - I smeared poop on
V - I licked
W - I knitted a sweater for
X - I CTRL-ALT-DELETED
Y - I pwned
Z - I deep-throated

Day of the month you were born:
1 - A ninja
2 - A negro
3 - An alpaca
4 -Your mom
5 - Richard Simmons
6 - God
7 - The Devil
8 - My dad
9 - The six-year-old in my closet
10 - A Priest
11 - Chuck Norris
12 - The Pope
13 - A Water buffalo
14 - A shotgun
15 - A banana
16 - A clock
17 - A Hobbit
18 - A Zucchini
19 - A candlestick
20 - A chicken
21 - A cupcake
22 - A circus midget clown
23 - A spork
24 - My teacher
25 - A Jew
26 - A pizza oven
27 - A steak knife
28 - Myspace
29 - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
30 - A crucifix
31 - A cardboard cutout of Angelina Jolie

Month in which you were born:
1 - for a circumcision?
2 - like mad whoa
3 - to get a job
4 - because Im just THAT hardcore
5 - because Im NOT gay
6 - for money
7 - because Im Emo and I hate my father
8 - because Im an idiot
9 - for crack
10 - because Jesus told me to
11 - and I dont know why
12 - to prove I was a man


i shot god to prove i was a man oh wow hahaha i just learned something new about myself haha