FOR SALE MOTHA FUCKAS:
Weed pipe : $15
5 Cigars : $5
need to get rid of thiss shit, anyone wantt it, texxt me 587-783-3243
what would you do if :
- i committed suicide:
- i said I liked you:
- i kissed you:
- i lived next door to you:
- i started smoking:
- i stole something:
- i was hospitalized:
- i ran away from home:
- i got into a fight and you weren't there:
what do you think about my:
- personality:
- eyes:
- face:
- hair:
- clothes:
- manners:
answer these too..
1. who are you ?
2. are we friends ?
3. when and how did we meet ?
4. how have i affected you ?
5. what do you think of me ?
6. what's the fondest memory you have of me ?
7. how long do you think we will be friends or enemies ?
8. do you love me ?
9. have i ever hurt you ?
10. would you hug me ?
11. would you kiss me ?
12. would you fuck me ?
13. are we close ?
14. emotionally, what stands out ?
15. do you wish i was cooler ?
16. on a scale of 1 - 10, how nice am i ?
17. give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
18. am i loveable ?
19. how long have you known me ?
20. describe me in one word.
21. what was your first impression ?
22. do you still think that way about me now?
23. what do you think my weakness is ?
24. do you think i'll get married ?
25. what about me makes you happy ?
26. what about me makes you sad ?
27. what reminds you of me ?
28. what's something you would change about me ?
29. how well do you know me ?
30. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't ?
31. do you think i would ever kill someone ?
32. are you going to put this on your blog to see what i say about you ?
1. Grab your phone.
ya
2. What kind is your phone?
Samsung
3. Whose the first person that comes up under M?
Marissa
4. Whose the last person you called?
780-642-3464
5. Who was your last missed call?
Tiana
6. Whose the second person that comes up under A?
Adam
9. Who was your last received call from?
Natasha
10. Who is speed dial 4?
nothin
11. What does your banner say?
fuck u
12. How many text messages are currently in your inbox?
132
13. What do you have for your background?
fish
14. Whose speed dial 2?
nothing
15. What's your fifth message down in your inbox say? From who?
haha uhh i dont know yet (brandon)
16. Whose the first person that comes up under letter B?
Brandon
17. How many bars of signal do you currently have?
6
18. Who is the fourth person that comes up under K?
Kortney
19. Name all of the people you have text's from.
Brandon, Natasha, Kristina, Nolan, Mason
20. Whose the 9th person on your recent calls?
780-970-0939
21. What does the last message in your inbox say?
sure
22. Who is the last name in your phone book?
Wayne
24. Who is the last person under G?
Greg
25. What is your ringtone?
Right now
Dear Taryn,
I don't really know how to tell you this,the mafia wants you. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants In a clown suit and I saw you Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket . I'm sure you're Open enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning your Your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon .
Go milk a cow,
Devan
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
Name
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - the mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - v
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Rule # 1:
If you read this you take it.
Rule # 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? ya
Q: Been arrested? no
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? noooooo
Q: Do you like someone? suree do..
Q: Held a snake? yuup
Q: Been suspended from school? yuup
Q: Been fired from a job? noo
Q: Sang karaoke? drunk
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yuuuuup
Q: Laughed until you started crying? today
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? no
Q: Kissed in the rain? noo
Q: Sang in the shower? o fuckk yaa
Q: Sat on a roof top? yuup
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? not a pool. A lake
Q: Broken a bone? four
Q: Shaved your head? ya
Q: Played a prank on someone? o yaaa
Q: Shot a gun? suree did
Q: Donated Blood? yaa
Q: Had your heart broken? yaa
LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? Taryn, Jodi, Chris
2. You texted? Natasha
3. You were in a car with? Nolan
4. Went to the movies with? Tiana Kristina Danillie cody miranda
5. Person you went to the shops with? uhh kristina noolan
6. You talked on the phone? Taryn
7. Made you laugh? Eric
8. You hugged? LOL, four people at once
9. You cried with?no one?
10.You kissed? iunno
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon?moon
2. Winter or Summer?suma
3. Left or Right? right
4. Sunny or rainy? sun
5. Where do you live? dont worry about it
6. Club or Pub? pub
7. Is there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? ya
8. Do you want to get married? eventually
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? cut
10. What time is it right now? 735
11. Are you afraid of commitment? no
12.Have you kissed someone of the opposite gender? yaa
13. Are you gonna have an 18th party? veggass!
14. Do You Cook? kd
15. Current mood? good
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? noppe
2. Sang? no
3. Listened to music? ya
4. Seen someone you care a lot about? noo : (
5. Danced Crazy? no
6. Cried? no.
7. Liked someone you can't have? nope
Hooooly fucck it was a blastt
-Everyone dressed and ready to hit the hill with an hour left on the bus
-Me and adam passed out on the floor of the bus
-Me and nolan, adam, austin,mason,aurther all hit the terrain parks first run
-Aurther biffing harrd on the rail! fuckin laughed forever
-Austin clearing the barrel jump,, fuckin intence
-Hotel, got the beats goin in the hotel
-Some fags from other school beakin at us, Aurther fuckin chasing them with a wet towel, WHIPPIN THERE ASS--FUCKIN HILARIOUS
-Me nolan and mason all hit the cliffs, fuckin crazy, NOlan biffin er hardd!
-Mason "i almost died man"!!,--FUCKIN FUNNY AS SHIT, But didnt stop talkin about it for the rest of the trip
-Me and colton flying down the same run 3 times!! colton lost his wallet! LOL, We hit a kicker and his phone goes flying fuckin funny,
-bus ride home fuckin intence, standing on the bus, Well tryin to,, HAHA
-So pumped for 2 more weeks, Heading to Banff with the boyss
-SO PRETTY MUCH IT WAS FUCKIN AWESOME
Do you tell your best friend everything?
no
When was the last time you had butterflies?
no fuckin clue
How was your night last night?
pree good
Have you ever cried and didn't know why?
nop
Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
parrttay
Do you like being in pictures?
mehh
What do you currently hear right now?
music
Would you rather watch football or baseball?
football
Who are you thinking about right now?
no one
What’s your middle name?
william
Do you like cuddling?
i guess
Do you miss anyone?
yaa
Last time you held hands with someone?
last night
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
work
Do you like country music?
no
What colour are your socks?
white
Who is in your house right now?
Me
How old are your siblings?
dont have any
Are you multitasking right now?
nop
What are you doing this summer?
Dirtbiking
Do you trust people easily?
noo
Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
people
Do you wear a ring on your finger?
fuck no
When were you last outside?
10 min ago
Last people in the car with?
me
Is the opposite sex really worth it to you?
yee
Who do you live with?
mom dad
How long does it take you to shower?
15 min
Do you know anyone who talks with an accent?
lots!
What is the last movie you saw in a theater?
Death race
Were you happy when you woke up?
I didnt go to bed
Do you worry your ex will move on and be happier with another person?
i dont know
What's something you really want right now?
alott : (
Did anybody ever call you beautiful?
iunno
What was the first thing you did this morning?
eat food
What is one fact about the last person that called you?
BEST FRIEND TARYNN
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
PARTAY
Is anyone overprotective over you?
yeup
Ever kissed someone you regretted after?
no
Will you be in a relationship next month?
idk
Where was the last place you hugged someone?
bon accord
Do you have unlimited texting?
mhm
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
nope
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
How the fuck do i know
Do you trust all of your friends?
kinda
Have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?
HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW
Do you think that ex's can be just friends?
depends
Is your phone close to you?
mhm
If there was a spider in your room would you leave?
no
Who was the last person you told a secret to?
Cameron buttss
What did you realize today?
ITS FUCKIN 2009!!
Hold hands with anyone today?
no
What were you doing at 7:45AM this morning?
playing gutair hero!! nolann wheew
Has anyone ever offered you something illegal?
fuck yeah
Has a girl ever called you babe/baby?
mhm
Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
american eagle
What's your new years resolution?
iunno
Who was the first person you kissed in 2009?
a girl
MY PHONE NUMMBAAA
587-783-3243
Christtmass was fuckin amazingg
-Ice racing car ( piece of shit)
-Ipod
-Xbox 360
-New laptop!!!
-Stero
-cloths
-All new ski equpiment
-New 56' tv!!
WHHHEEEWWWWW
- loovin christmas breakk
- chillin with the friends, sneakin outt, driving around town
-Leavee saturday, skiing with jodoin for 3 dayss
-ICE RACING SOON
- Cant wait till new years
gonna be a blastt!!
suspension is amazing wheeeeew
