"I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy"
"One Love, One Heart
Let's get together and feel all right...
...Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right."
Pussy Money Weed
"Operate On Me...
I Need That Open Heart Surgery
Cuz The Way My Heart Is Feelin... I Can't Make It Thru The Nite"
THA GOOD LIFE
"Is the good life
better than the life I live,
When I thought that I was gonna go crazy
And now my grandmamma ain't the only girl calling me baby"
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WEED
"Know money over bitches, my niggas trust my sisters
And I will take or trash it with the lord as my witness"
A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver that because he was wearing his seat belt he had just won $5,000 in the Province safety competition..
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I goin get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the Trini woman in the passenger's seat... "He's a smart donkey when he drunk."
This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we was not gonna get far in dis thiefin car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and Jamaican voice said, in patois, "Yow, I man mek it 'crass di barder yet?"
The Canadian Highway
Patrolman smiled, and handed the $5,000 check to the driver.
"I always loved the island talk, but I could never understand it. Have a nice day."
Racism >A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that
>he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man
>behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
>The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
>Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK,"
>When I grew up I was BLACK,"
>When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"
>When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,"
>When I'm cold I'm BLACK,"
>When I die I'll be BLACK." But you sir."
>When you were born you're pink,"
>When you grow up you're white,"
>When you're sick, you're green,"
>When you go in the sun you turn red,"
>When you're cold you turn blue,"
>And when you die you turn purple."
>And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
>The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
>Put this on you'r page if you dis like racism.