my story

i just held a poo in for a couple hours, i go sit down on the toilet and to my surprise it comes out nice and soft, i though it would be painful because i waited for so long. anyway it as a footlong and it landed sideways, so im like fuck its not going to flush. i wipe my ass drop the huge wod of tp in the bowl and flush hoping for the best, IT FLUSHES! but it leaves a couple stains in the bowl. so i flush it a couple more times and they go away. theres my story










Fuck the rest i Role with the best

'As Wicked As Anything Could Be'






i dont have best tricks, then i feel bad for my worse tricks

GLOBAL WARMING IS A SCAM!