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Melissa Elizabeth.
Hi, Im your worst nightmare...and i go by the name barbera, I have natural black hair, brown eyes, i weigh over 400 pounds, im a lesbian because i hate things that spit at me, even camels. Ive never laughed in my life...life is to serious for that. I think puppies and kittens are HIDEOUS! i dont smoke, drink, and my life long dream is to be a nun.
I Just got out of jail...spent 4 years in a jail cell for harassing balluga whales. Guilty, as charged...My best friend in there was named bubba...he had a pet mouse...then me and bubba stopped being friends the day when he turned his back to me...then we took things to the next level.
I graduated on the top of my class In monkey anatomy...so if you have a monkey who needs a papshmere gimme a shout. my number is 1-800-unde-rthe-sea
And everything i just said was a lie. Pretty good liar eh?
My name is Melissa, I have 13 piercings and 3 tattoos.I f*cking LOVE going 4x4ing and camping and shit. I play guitar when I have time. Unlike most women i know, i have a head on my shoulders and know what i want. I want a man to enjoy life with me..not run it or tell me what to do and what not to do(cuz im not gunna listen anyways!) I run my own show here. I LOVE scary movies. Im not superficial at all. I am a "nice girl" and will feel free to put you in your place or give you a good ass kicking if I feel its well needed. My hair and eyes are all natural. I really dislike fake people. Im not here to play games, and if you are im sure theres an opening at your local pre school.
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