.Date.Rape. - 20, Female, Canada
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WOOT
CANNOT WAIT FOR FOLK FESSSST!!

ps. i got ma hairz done
 

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my favorite


it's not funny, it's just sad.
 

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Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield
comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar
disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle.
Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an
isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet
American suburb.





 

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omglolwtf
phone rings
kelsey- hello?
megan- heyy kelsey?
kelsey- yeh
megan- do you have some apples I could borrow?
kelsey- uhh, yeah i guess?
megan- ksweet i'll be over in 5 minutes

LOL????
 

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lol
I love how me and Jessica have practically been living together for like, the past two weeks

 

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OLD FUCKING PIXX








WHOA. you guys are my life
 

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AHA OMG
Purrrrrety fun day.
 

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srry
FUCK MAN
my account was hacked
dont really know how thats possible, since no one knew my pass
so sorry about all the retarted msgs if you recieved one
 

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heehe
So overall I had a magical weekend, it was fantasmical.
on friday we threw hayley a SUPRISE b-day party
and saturday hayley held her own little hot tub partyy
and today haylz and nix and I party'dd all day in my backyardd
Im pretty happy about err'thing that went down
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LOL tutorials
Kelsey: Mr.Adair, can i go to the bathroom?

Mr.Adair : absolutely, take as long as you like

Kelsey: Alrighty, ill be back in like, 5 seconds

Mr.Adair: dont forget your bag

Kelsey: ......OHH, k in that case ill be back in like...never
 

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lolwoot
me and jess were swinging on the hammock, and my fat ass brought the thing to the ground, LOL, it fkn snapped in mid air
 

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you complete meh
 

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LOL
farewell was pretty sweet, everyone looked so classy
and it was better than I thought it was gonna bee
but the best part was AFTER the ceremony lol
Me Tricia and Jessica went to Boston pizza and like...EVERYONE was there celebrating
k and our waiter got so pissed off at us, we were being such assholes


Waiter: can I get you guys some refills?

Kelsey+Jess: yea sprite and diet coke

Patricia: yea do me a favor get me something good to drink not something shitty.

(waiter looks at patricia and walks away)





Kelsey: yeaaa do you wanna take this away, its really distracting THAAAAAANKS BUD.

(hands waiter chilli flakes)

Waiter: (stares) k.