There once was a girl named kim.
She wanted to go and swim
So she worked really fast
And when the time past
She was Finally done in the Gym.
Now [she] was nice and trim.
And she could go for her long Swim.
She found it a Chore
and could swim no More
Her chances looked very slim.
The reality was very grim,
Then she looked and she [saw] him,
This BIG Giant Shark!
Saw her an easy Mark
And tore off her every Limb.
-haha Love Yeah.
1.) When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2.) When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.) When you smile I will know that you finally got "subway".
4.) When you are scared, I will rag on you every chance I get.
5.) When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6.) When you are confused, I will use little words.
7.) When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8.) When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass,
then think about helping your dumbass up.
-Love ur Bestie-