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BASICS

Height:169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8")
Birthday:April 15, 1989
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Long term
Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
Location:Canada
Profile Updated:08:28pm | Aug 04, '07
Last Active:11:17pm | Dec 11, '11

INTERESTS

Movies:Action, Comedy, Horror, Psychological Thrillers, Romantic Comedies, Science Fiction, Spy/Political Thrillers, Tearjerkers
Art:DJing, Graphic Design
Animals/Pets:Dogs
Video Games:First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Simulations, Strategy
Cars:Audio, Domestic, Drifting, Imports, Modifications, Tuning
Music:Country, Electronica, Hip-Hop, Pop, R & B, Rap, Techno
Sports:Bicycling, BMX, Body Building, Car racing, Football (American), Kickboxing, Lacrosse, Mountain Biking, Rollerskating, Rugby, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Surfing, Weight lifting, Wakeboarding, Motocross
Activities:Clubbing, Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying, Traveling, Darts, Raving
Outdoor:Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Backpacking, Suntanning, Traveling
Computers:Apple, Instant Messaging

SHIT ABOUT ME

kyle riemer
18
5'9
blonde hair
blue eyes.
taken <3
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___xox.hey baby just wanted
to say that i love you with everything
i have and you the best thing thats ever
happend to me. i would be lost without you
your the most amazing person iv ever met.
love you so much baby- forever and always
ShawneeTordoff------







POPCORN POPCORN PLAYA

LIKES

drinkin with the friends
hanging out
campings always good times
beer
hangin out with my girl
listenin to tunes hip hop n rock
watching movies
smoking cigarettes
sleeping and snoring



What Not To Say To A Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
5. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school instead.
8. Bad cop! No donut!
9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
12. Is it true that people become troopers because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
13. I pay your salary!
14. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
15. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
16. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
17. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far
18. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
20. Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here?
21. Officer: Your eyes are red, have you been drinking?
Driver: Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
22. Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time.
23. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light.
24. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy?
25. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes.
26. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration?
27. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven.
28. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?
29. Say Hi to your wife and my kids
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DISLIKES

cocky fucks
no sex
no booze
slow things
fucking police
getting arrested always sucks.