Looking for sex or any other kind of play. I'm really a 35 year old man trying to lure little boys and girls but I'm open to those of legal age as well

I snore, I eat with my mouth open, I have bad protein farts, I cum too soon, Im not good with money, I can't keep a girlfriend, I have no education, I mumble when I talk, I have bad teeth, I download porno, I cant do my own laundry and I have a small penis!

Slurpees + Cuddling = Best things ever.

Find me on Facebook.

Insert lame excuse to creep me here.

HUR HUR HUR EYE CAN TIPE 2

word to the wise - I'm a smartass, wise-cracking douchebag with a heart of gold. that is all.

"Wherever you go, there you are."

I DRINK MY COFFEE BLACK

The person underneath me has 7 STDs but I'm clean.

You know that thought in your head right now? Well, thats what she said!

dun b h8n bitchez

I spend money like it grows on tree's, I drink like I'm a champ and I bitch like I have nothing better to do.

Girls Stop being so hard on yourselves. I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... becaues it's Guys fault, Boys I mean. They make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round ass, long legs, big lips.

nerd [nurd] -noun Slang. 1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.

I already rock my own socks so just don't even try it.

Not interested.

.....And then we can trade places, play musical graves..................

EPIC FLAIL

Dozens of color photos and scientifically accurate drawings.

Wanted: someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. BYO weapons. Safety not guaranteed, I've only done this once before.

Everything I talk about is either sex, video games or zombies.