don't critize me for the past, cause i no longer look to it, cause i know more then i did back then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




To imagine is to dream, to dream is to hope, to hope is to believe, to believe is to be fooled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME



I'd flip a quarter but i only have 100s
It ain't what I'm doin for a livin, It's mo what I do and how I'm livin!
I ain't gonna chase ya, I rather replace ya
Every day above ground is a good day
Sweety in your world you maybe a princess. but in reality your a dime a dozen
Life's a bitch depending on how you treat her
I'm just minding my business, making money, stacking chips just minding my business
I live like a prince because everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."
If love isn't a game, then why is there so many players
Yesterday is yesterday, if we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow
You have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess
Some people are like slinkies... they don't really have a purpose, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!!!


Serge you are a smart man aren't you

Freshman Guide to Bra Removal
OBJECTIVE
To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

WHAT YOU NEED
1) Girl with bra
2) Two functional hands
3) Common Sense

TECHNIQUES
1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around
girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to
use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the
harsh sound of wicked laughter.

DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery,
Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute
strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
1) "I really want to thank you for this."
2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
3) "Do you have any cereal?

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We'd see the day when nobody died




ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME





You always seem to be o b s e s s e d over things you can’t have
but when you do have it, you can’t a p p r e c i a t e it, you destroy it.
When you l o s e it you want it back, but when its g o n e
you can never u n d e r s t a n d why you let it go...

This is what i brought you
This you can keep
This is what i brought you
You may forget me

I promised to depart
Just promise me one thing
Kiss my eyes
And lay me to sleep

This is what i brought you
This you can keep
This is what i brought you
You may forget me

I promised you my heart
you promised you'd sing
Kiss my eyes
And lay me to sleep

Kiss my eyes
And lay me to sleep
This is what i thought
I thought you'd need me

This is what i thought
So think me nieve
"I PROMISED YOU A HEART
YOU PROMISED YOU'D KEEP"

Kiss my eyes
And lay me to sleep
Kiss my eyes
And lay me to sleep




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