LOL.
Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business. But then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get banned from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race.(Which explains alot really)