there should be some controvery with albert, you see, his shirt says fuck because he wants to fuck you, but i have a harsh crush on him, cause i find his funny ears hawt, and you like this other random guy in a costume thing, and he's in a cougar outfit, and you like him, so albert is crushed and i dont like albert anymore because he is too emo, and he's emo cause he knows you like the cougar guy and not him.