We are the partygirls.
We always dress to kill – even if were in our pajamas in our friends basement we party like rockstars.
We drink for one reason – to get drunk – not to socialize or to have a good time – simply to get wasted.
We accept your dirty looks as compliments because frankly if we were you – we’d hate us too.
We get along better with guys – not because were “sluts” but because their less dramatic and don’t cry when they’ve had too much to drink – usually.
Don’t judge us because you don’t know us – and we really DON’T care what you think.
We don’t pride ourselves on being able to get drunk off 3 coolers were proud of our larger accomplishments – being able to down 40s in a couple hours and still be able to walk. We are the life of the party always – usually because were killing ourselves laughing over something no one understands – because you had to be there, or one of us (usually the little one) started a fight with some girl (usually the biggest one she can find). Were fun – few people see us how we really are most people see our STUCK UP side. If we puke we man up and mix another drink – if we pass out we accept that were probably going to wake up with something written on our faces. If we drink beer we burp louder then boys – don’t hate if you weren’t so worried about what everyone else was thinking you`d do it too. There s no such thing as too much. Going to work or school hung over is like a second nature – it doesn’t phase us.
If you have never drank yourself sober you don’t belong. If you have never woken up in the morning to buy mix and start drinking again – you don’t belong. If you have never woken up and not known where you are – you don’t belong. If you have never watched your friend puke and worried because her hair looked ugly or makeup came off – you don’t belong. If you have never had a peeing outside miss hap, a wound with an un known source,
If you have never experienced waking up covered in your own vomit – if you have never danced to FOOTLOOSE and had pictures taken of you hugging bottles of liquor while passed out- you don’t belong. You probably just don’t belong but its okay some girls just aren’t cut out to be like us. It’s not a persona It’s a life style. Mock us because were “junkies” but you secretly deep down crave the fast paced excitement of who we are and what we do.