.ascendancy. - 23, Female, Vancouver
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DONT READ.. I AM TIRED.
BEST
1. Male friend: james olver
2. Female friend: *insert name here*
3. Vacation: furthest iv been is van..
4. Time of day: i dont know really.
5. Day of the Week: ANY god damn day i dont work
6. Food: cereal
7. Memory: summer 06

LAST
1. Person you saw: max, hes a eprson too
2. Talked to on the phone: mathew
3. Text: mathew
4. IM: jared
5. Emailed: MY MOMMY

TODAY.
1. What are you doing now: listening to the "ultimate emo song" bahaha and TXTING garr
2. Wearing: my ex bfs dads pjs.. creepy? no.. cause they are the most comfy sweat pants EVER and an old rmaones hoody garr
3. Better than yesterday?: in one way cause i didnt work, but i also didnt do anything at all

TOMORROW.
1. Is: Friday YAY
2. Got any plans: working.

FAVORITE
1. Number: 18
2. Song: arch enemy - my apocalypse
3. Season: FALL. gorgeous

CURRENTLY
1. Missing someone: james. and someone who doesnt exist
2. Mood: Lonely
3. Wanting: to be able to sleepwithout smoking POT

YES OR NO:
I am a cuddler.
no, dont touch me.

I am a morning person.
no

I am a perfectionist.
no.

I am an only child.
no

I am currently in pajamas.
YESSAA

I am currently single.
thank god. kinda...

I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
im suffering from a lack of a heart. booayh

I am very shy around the opposite gender.
depends who it is. ill do almost anything in front of james and mat

I can be paranoid at times.
hahaha yes, ESPECIALLY when im baked, or watcha scary movie before bed.. bad bad idea.

I currently regret something that I have done.
only every other thing. not much tho.. :|

When I get mad, I curse frequently.
haha... i could scare ppl.. yea ok i duno wha tim talking about THE ANSWER is yes

I enjoy country music.
YESSS i love it when ppl play banjos and sing about broken hearts and too much god damn whisky. .........................

I enjoy jazz music.
ummm gona have to go with anegatory.

I love smoothies.
id eat them all day every day

I enjoy talking on the phone.
no, dont call me unlessyou wana get drunk

I have a crush:
no i hate everyody hahah

I have a hard time paying attention at school.
yes im half retarded. i ate paint chips.. whatever those are. possibly chops of paint

I have a hidden talent.
hahaha.... why am i laughing? OH RIGHT CAUSE IM CRAZY cause its 2:18 in the am and im .. tired

I have a secret I'm afraid to reveal.
try likea bagillion and one

I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl/guy.
dont we all? id ont know u tell me

I have all my grandparents.
no. i miss u grandpa hank. what a gay question

I have at least one brother and/or sister.
yes hes huge

I have been told that I have a sense of humor.
yes.. but why...

I have broken a bone.
NO I AM SO ANGELIC.

I have changed a lot over the past year:
yeah morethan you know. you know?

I have done something illegal.
omg i used to steal spice girls gum.. wtf why did they have gum? "lets take over the world, one gum stick at a time." can u tell i am severly lacking in slumber

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
sad but true

I have had major/minor surgery?
no

I have had my hair cut within the last 2 months.
yes

1. Do you go to school? Which one?
skool?

2. What's your middle name?
fuckin' har har har

3. How many vehicles have you owned?
400
yeah were rich ya know. most of the time i like to drive the escalade ice cube pimped out for me.. or was that snoop dogg? who pimped ppl's rides?

4. Name one thing you wont leave the house without.
my dildo

5. Do you put moose or gel in your hair?
why the hell would i put an animal in my hair

6. Are you a good driver?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

7. Who is your dad?
WHOS YOUR DADDY

8. Have you ever stolen a sign?
road closed with sb, stu, and NATE-DAWG/ i hope he doesnt know i called him that

9. Worst song ever made?
Fergalicious...and banana shit on this is shit banana song.

10. Whats your favorite thing to do?
take dumps and listen to musioc hahaha oih god


11. Who is (are) your best friend(s)?
james, james... max.. haha..

12. Where is this person or where are these people?
james jaames happen to be not here and max is awaiting me in my bedroom haha i hope no one reads this cause there goes everybodys opinion of me.

13. What color are your toe nails?
can you say athlete's foot ? can u?!

14. What do you order in a Mexican Restaurant?
a what

15. Worst day of the week?
the days iw ork and have to move

16. Have you ever blessed a car?
blessed? im not relgious

17. Whats the weirdest thing you've ever blessed?
asshole

20. Do you have a twin?
it died. seriously. stop being so mean.
im nto joking on this one.

21. Fourth missed call in your call log?
aww its avery SHIT i didnt call him

22. Last text message received? From who?
fuck this is a lot of work.. it says : "just stupid things"
yes didnt make sense to me either. from mat.. ew jk wow

23. Ever had a friend with benefits?
what kind ofbenefits? omg i couldve made the lamest joke.. like "do i get dental" hey does anyone have agun

24. How did that work out?
how did what work out dont trick me

25. Do you fill up your vehicle regularly or do you take your chances?
whats up

26. Have you ever been robbed?
the question is, have u?

27. What did your parents dress you up as for your first Halloween?
a naked baby.. omg im funny.

28. can you stand the sight of blood?
I'm bleeding right now *lick*

29. Have you ever made a snowman?
yeah

30. What color is your room?
brown like poo. not

32. Would you consider yourself a fun person?
no.

33. Have you ever been to a spa?
yesssaaa waxa waxa

34. Whats the most money you've ever spent on clothes in one day?
200

35. Canned beer or bottled?
mmm kegs

36. Whats the best thing you can cook?
ummmm cereal

37. Do you know your drivers license number by heart?
booooooooobs

38. Worst picture you ever took?
all my pics and urs too

39. Do you believe in true love?
i believe i loved someone once and he was hot

40. Name one thing you'd like to be doing right now.
sleeping, and not being crazy. crazys no good.
 

COMMENTS
EternalShine
09:34pm | Mar 02, '07
EternalShine
So I was feelin all bummed and bored.. and I read this, and I laughed my friggen ass off!!
Haha thanks for making my night better Laura
..grape.. - 20, Female, Calgary
09:04pm | Apr 15, '07
hah ok so i dont know you
but im kinda a creeper
all i wanted to say is that
when i read the...

23. Ever had a friend with benefits?
what kind ofbenefits? omg i couldve made the lamest joke.. like "do i get dental" hey does anyone have agun


i almost peed myself
it was that awesome

the rest are pertty good too

anywhoooo thats all, im done now

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