I act 17 years old
How Old Do You Act ..

I know how to make a pot of coffee
I can do my own laundry
I can cook for myself
I always do my homework/work
I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
I think politics are exciting
My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
total: 2

I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
I've never gotten a detention
I watch talk shows and point out the credibility of it all
I know what credibility means without looking it up
I drink coffee at least once a week
total: 2

I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
I can count to 10 in spanish
When I say I'm going to do something I do it
I mow the lawn
I can wash a car
I can make adults laugh
I remember to water my plants
I study when I have to
I pay attention at school/work
I remember to feed my pets
I'm generally organized
total: 8

I can spell experience without looking it up
I clean up my own mess
The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
I understand most jokes the first time they are said
I listen to my elders
I can type fast

total: 4

My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office
I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
I can read a book and actually finish it
People have said that I act older than I am
total: 1

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