Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and the pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
Please Bold wat your are.
Gemini - I'm a whore
Cancer - I'm a pimp
Leo - I can make u love me.
Virgo - I fuck better than u.
Libra - I can have sex all night long.
Scorpio - I'm sexy as hell.
Sagittarius - I'm the best at sex.
Taurus - I'm great in bed.
Capricorn - I love sex.
Aquarius - I fuck like no other.
Pisces - I have great lips to kiss.
Aries - Im the wifey/hubby type
...Name...high light all letters of ur name
A - You always want some action.
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C - You definitely have a partier side in you.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are popular with all types of people.
F - Fake.
G - You are very friendly and undestanding.
H - You have very good personality and looks.
I - Love is something you deeply believe in.
J - Everyone loves you.
K - You like to try new things.
L - You are always smiling and making others smile.
M - Success comes easily to you.N - You can be very "FUN"
O - You love foreplay.
P - You are very friendly and understanding.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are a social butterfly.
S - People think you are sexy, especially your bf/gf.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
U - You usally r hella tight.
V - You are not judgemental.
W - You are very broad minded.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
Y- You are always smiling and making others smile.
Z - You're uber cool.
Umm there is no "N"
Pick the first letter of your first name:
A - Fabulous
B - Pretty
C - Gorgeous
D - Popular
E - Gangster
F - Girly
G - Dyke
H - Sweet
I - Retarded
J - Emotional
K - Beautiful
L - Flirty
M - Slutty
N - Preppy
O - Hot
P - Amazing
Q - Punky
R - Hot
S - Sexy
T - Very Sexy
U - Ugly
V - Wonderful
W - Hot
X - Bitchy
Y - Under-appreciated
Z - Over-appreciated
Now the third letter in your middle name:
A - Sex god
B - Skank
C - Bitch
D - Obsesser
E - Godess
F - RetardG - Queen/King
H - Ugly
I - Slut
J - Goth
K - Nerd
L - Beauty queen
M - Sex machine
N - Alcoholic
O - Geek
P - Babe
Q - Scaredycat
R - Pornstar
S - Prince(ess)
T - WhoreU - Cry Baby
V - Jackass
W - Punk
X - Crackwhore
Y - Coward
Z - Chocoholic
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red - Who's Good With My Hands
Purple - Who Looks At Porn 24/7[
Orange - Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow - Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green - Who will do anything for Sex
Pink - Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Blue - Who wants to fuck everyday
White - Who everyone wants to fuck
Black - Who will rock your world
Gray - Who gives great head
Brown - Who is a beast in bed
