Why Do We Sleep In Church,
But When The Ceremony Is Over We Suddenly Wake UP?
Why Is It So Hard To Talk About God,
But So Easy To Talk About Sex?
Why Are We So Bored When We Look At A Christian Magazine,
But Find It Easy To Read Playboy?
Why Is It Easy To Ignore A Godly Myspace Message,
Yet We Repost The Nasty Ones?
Why Are Churches Getting Smaller,
But Bars And Clubs Are Growing?
Think About It, Are You Going To Repost This?
Or Are You Going To Ignore It, Cause You Think Youll Get Laughed At?
Just Remember God Is Always Watching You.
Repost This As "Dont Read If Your Under 12."
80% Of You Wont Repost This.
Jesus Said:
"If You Deny Me In Front Of Your Friends,
I Will Deny You In Front Of My Father."
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
Opening Credits:
Thank You (Deep Dish Vocal Remix) - Dido
Waking Up:
The Master Has Come Back - Damian Marley
First Day of School:
Me and My Bitch - Biggie Smalls
Falling in Love:
Oakland - Too Short
Fight Song:
Ante Up (Exploit Version) - M.O.P.
Breaking Up:
I'll Hurt You - Busta Rhymes Ft. Eminem
Life:
Live And Die in L.A. - 2 Pac
Mental Breakdown:
Family Ties Ft. Cashmere - Cunnin Lynguists
Driving:
This Is Why I'm Hot - MIMS
Flashback:
Dance - Nas
Getting Back Together:
Like A Lady - The Sounds
Wedding:
Stakes Is High - De La Soul
Birth of Child:
Can I Kick It? - A Tribe Called Quest
Final Battle:
Huddle Formation - The Go! Team
Death Scene:
The Party's Crashing Us - Of Montreal
Funeral Song:
Jungle Song - Aqua
End Credits:
Boom Boom Boom Boom - Vengaboys[/color][/b]
